Ways Bush has "restored dignity to the White House"

[Mabus]

(edited to add titles)

Please add your own.


The Dancing


The Door (a.k.a. "No Exit Strategy")



The Pump


The Bump

[Mabus]

1. "The Note"

[bahrbearian]

2. Humane treatment of animals.

[femmedem]

3. The carrot.

[rebel with a cause]

9. While hugging a child.

Even unintentional he is a doofus. :P: :cry:

[Mabus]

52. Like this?

[bdamomma]

4. just looking at those pictures makes me do this

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[JackBeck]

5. The Tap Dance.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/06/gr_georgebush_wideweb__470x265,0.jpg

[madinmaryland]

58. He learned that from Larry Craig!!

[Mabus]

6. The Backrub

[barbtries]

53. thank you

this is the first one i thought of.
the second is playing guitar while new orleans was drowning

[KansDem]

7. The turkey

...and the bird.

[trusty elf]

84. Isn't fowlatio cause for impeachment?

Just wonderin'

:shrug:

[KansDem]

8. The kiss

[Kadie]

10. Standing on the Flag

[Kadie]

12. Climbing on furniture

[Mabus]

21. broken link

I don't remember this one. So I'm anxious to see it.

[Kadie]

25. hmmmm

It is working on my computer.

:shrug:

Let me see if I can find another link.

[Kadie]

28. try this...

[Mabus]

30. That works

:rofl: I don't think I've seen that one before.

[Mabus]

11. The Drinking

[Mabus]

13. And more drinking

[Kadie]

15. and this one...

[EstimatedProphet]

14. The debates

[Juche]

16. The debate

[Odious justice]

17. He's gone a lot.

That helps.

[Initech]

18. Guitar playing

[Mabus]

26. There should be a special category for abuse/misuse of the Presidential Seal

[Virginia Dare]

32. Who could forget the socks and crocs?

[roguevalley]

72. the preznitial seal is on his socks. what a dork.

[Canuckistanian]

89. AND on his cowboy boots. AND on his golf cart.

The man has a presidential seal fetish.

[femmedem]

86. Another reason to vote for Obama;

He will never, ever dress this way. :)

[Mabus]

19. Outreach to the bald community

[Initech]

20. Or the human bunny community:

[femmedem]

44. And more:

[roguevalley]

73. he likes to rub bald black men on the head or black men with very

close haircuts. what a racist thing to do. very Jim Crow.

[Rosemary2205]

90. he shines up the white baldies too. He's just weird.

[Virginia Dare]

22. He still believes...

[Virginia Dare]

23. Commander codpiece

[Initech]

24. He thinks he's Jesus:

[Virginia Dare]

27. Can't figure out how to use the umbrella thingy..

[Virginia Dare]

29. Or the binocular thingy..

[Virginia Dare]

35. and the telephone thingy..

[Virginia Dare]

62. Or the corn cob thingy...

[GoneOffShore]

43. Ah, the Photoshopped binoculars.

I remember the same one when Clinton was Pres.

[Virginia Dare]

47. Was Clinton dressed up and playing G.I. Joe too?...n/t

[Mabus]

50. Yep

There's a post about it on Snopes.com
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp

[Virginia Dare]

51. Those were two different photos

the one with the lenses on could still be real. Snopes says undetermined. He's still an idiot.

[Mabus]

54. Yeah, I know

but it is hard to think straight when I'm laughing so hard.

[Virginia Dare]

64. Speaking of photoshops..

this one's hilarious..:rofl:

[GoneOffShore]

77. Some photos and the "Debunking"

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp

Clinton


Bush


Sharon

[Virginia Dare]

79. You know, I guess I'll never use that photo again..

there are too many factually accurate ones that prove he's a complete and total moron.

[Maraya1969]

55. I've told that was photoshopped but looking at it here it looks very legitimate

[GoneOffShore]

78. Try playing with image masks in Photoshop

If you're skillful, it would be almost impossible to tell.

Check out http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/03/03/1046540121180.html

about Pascal Dangin, the Photoshop wizard

[Mabus]

106. Remember the Oprah/Ann-Margaret TV Guide cover?

When they put Oprah's head on Ann-Margaret's body?

[zbdent]

31. shortest. post. ever.

(based on the subject ...)

[femmedem]

33. Wiping his glasses on the Letterman producer's shirt

[Virginia Dare]

38. Remember when he told the blind guy to take off his sunglasses?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/15/bushglasses_wideweb__470x380,2.jpg

[Mabus]

41. And thought it was funny

Like he thought going on Letterman and joking about Dave's recent heart surgery was funny.

[Virginia Dare]

34. Forgets where his heart is, or does he?

[Virginia Dare]

60. Found another one...

[Mabus]

36. The Coke Jaw

The Video: Bush and his Magical, Moving Jaw
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/video/bush-miers.mov

[Virginia Dare]

37. Bush falls..

[bahrbearian]

39. His search for WMDs in the Oval Office

[Mabus]

48. I'll never forgive him for that

Just the same way I won't forget that the press laughed and thought it was funny but saw no humor in what Stephen Colbert said the next year.

[Liberal Gramma]

40. Angela Merkel's backrub

I thought that was the height of sexism. Nothing like a little unwanted fondling to show that you have no respect for women even when said woman is the head of state, not to mention total ignorance of protocol and decorum.

[Virginia Dare]

42. Bush on 9/11..

reads a book upside down while the WTC burns.

[BuelahWitch]

45. Trying to shove a man who just had open heart surgery out of the way

so he could be first



Oops sorry, I mean to link this to the main post. :blush:

[Virginia Dare]

49. You reminded me of when he grabbed the Chinese Premier's coat..

that was a class move..

[roguevalley]

75. I remember that clinton photo. appalling. he does that all the time

though. there are others.

[lpbk2713]

46. World class diplomat.

[Lars39]

56. And then there's this instant classic:

[myrna minx]

101. AH, the Truman Capote look. I love that one.

:rofl:

[Mabus]

57. Talking like an Egyptian

[Mabus]

59. Conducting press conferences

and orchestrating lies.

[Virginia Dare]

61. Who the hell let him play with an axe?

[Mabus]

63. Don't worry. It's rubber

The Secret Service knows better than to let him have something sharp.

[GoneOffShore]

80. Heereresss Johnny!!!

Red rum, red rum, red rum.

[Virginia Dare]

81. They should do a re-make of that movie..

with shrubby in the Nicholson role. He'd be awesome. Or maybe Cheney could do Michael Myers in the next Halloween flick.

[trusty elf]

85. no newt axes

:silly:

[madeline_con]

100. Isn't that a scene from "The Shining"? n/t

[Virginia Dare]

65. Bush's finest cheerleading moments..

[nichomachus]

66. By Winning the East Texas Skirt-Twirling Contest

[nichomachus]

67. By honoring the flag and the people of the US

[nichomachus]

68. I have no words to describe this

Discuss

[madinmaryland]

87. WTF??

:wtf: is all i can say!

[JackBeck]

69. Serving a fake turkey to our troops for a photo-op:

[Mabus]

74. Birds of a feather?

Two fake turkeys.

[Mabus]

70. The Sporting Life

Bush playing Cricket


Failed attempt at dribbling


Bush the Golfer

[Rosemary2205]

71. Cake eatin

[central scrutinizer]

76. You forgot Poland!

<>

[lame54]

82. Here he is with his whole cast of characters...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw49mm-CmNo

[kskiska]

83. Let me count the ways

[spanone]

88. one does have to wonder

[Dukkha]

91. his compassionate conservatism

[Virginia Dare]

104. Poor Barney..

it's gotta suck being ten times more intelligent than your master.

[undeterred]

92. I thought you were gonna ask me about the pig

[jumptheshadow]

93. The open fly

Notice how everybody else seems to be cracking up?

[myrna minx]

103. D'oh, I forgot about that one.

:rofl:

[uppityperson]

94. Rubbing bald or buzzed heads. nt

[JackBeck]

95. Insisting this was caused by choking on a pretzel:

[NashVegas]

96. I Don't Mind the Tribal Dance Thingie

Everything else ....

[Rosemary2205]

97. Gettin his love on

nevermind, link won't work.

[ColbertWatcher]

98. Winking at the Queen

[ColbertWatcher]

99. Katrina photo-ops.

[madeline_con]

102. You just can't help but despise him. n/t

[alfredo]

105. He restored Ezra Dignity's job at the WH.