Hell's Most Wanted: Sports fans, Satan has your number!

[BurtWorm]

<h/t to PZ Myers>

[zonmoy]

1. Figure that the fellows that made that sign should know.

although I am not real sure how they got out of the ninth circle of hell to get it to wherever that is.

[newmajority]

2. Well, his son is in the NHL

[BurtWorm]

5. He doesn't play for the Devils, though?

[flvegan]

3. Can I get a seat in the homosexuals and lesbians section?

I find them to be amongst the best folks. Oh, and if possible, between a couple Red Sox or Chelsea FC fans. Great, thanks!

[YOY]

4. "Whoremongerers"

What the hell is that? A pimp? If so I want to go to hell with Buck Nasty...he cracks my shit up...

[malaise]

22. Vitter n/t

[YOY]

24. In otherwords "Johns"?

If so Cheney should top that list. DC buzz is that he likes his whores.

[Faygo Kid]

6. Damn my soul for eternity, but Go Wings!

It's time for some Cup clinching tonight!

[libodem]

7. Ooooo Nooooo

not the hypocrits, money-lovers, liars and thieves. There goes the whole Republican party. Ooooo Nooooo.

[MisterHowdy]

8. I am guilty of 9 of those things.

Drunkard (on occasion)
Sports Fan
Money-lover
Atheist
Gambler
Porn-lover
Evolutionist
Pot smoker
Fornicator

See you in hell.

[bigscott]

11. I have 9 too!

but they are a bit different than yours - :silly:

[Cheap_Trick]

20. I have 9 also...

If I'm gonna go to hell, might as well enjoy the ride.

[Forrest Greene]

9. Here's How My Sin List Breaks Out

Never - 6

Rarely - 4

Sometimes - 5

Often - 5

Often As Possible - 2

I sound pretty tame, actually. Six "Nevers"? How dull.

[malaise]

10. Holy Shite

and I'm watching West Indies v Australia right now. I think that cheating umpire should go to hell but I'll stay in cricket heaven. :rofl:

[Matariki]

12. Wonder what that list leaves? These people must be deadly dull...

[BurtWorm]

18. I don't see Canasta players on that list.

Maybe they play Canasta.

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Everyone on earth is guilty of at least one thing off that list

All of humanity is going to hell. Wonder why God would create a race just to punish it?

[YOY]

15. A fundie God is not a loving God. He's a complete dick.

and I say He because Fundies could never accept a female or gender neutral God.

[zonmoy]

17. Easy answer to figure out.

if you drop the view that god is good.

[Speck Tater]

14. I'm mentioned nine times! I feel so special. NT

[acmavm]

16. There went the entire republican party.

[zonmoy]

19. not to mention 99% or more of the leadership of the democrats.

[hughee99]

21. Wow, he's really got my number...

Just a few questions, though.

Why are "prostitutes" and "fornicators" listed? While not all fornicators are prostitutes, aren't all prostitutes fornicators? For that matter, wouldn't a child molester fall under the "fornicator" umbrella? Homosexual's and Lesbians as well. For that matter, doesn't "homosexuals" include "lesbians"?

Wouldn't Pagans, Witches, Evolutionists and Atheists all be "blasphemers"?

This sure is a lot of sign for 1 person to have to carry, and with a little bit of consolidation, they could cut this in half. Either that, or they could use the additional space to remind dog walkers, low-talkers, spray-tanners, rick rollers, Smurfs and the flatulent that they too are going to hell.

As far as sports go, what's the gripe against them? I've never seen a group of people that thank God more than pro athletes?

[TCJ70]

23. Looks like I've only got 2 of those things...

...so close...so close.

[Ohio Joe]

25. hmmm, lets see, I'm a few of these

Drunkard - uhh yup
Liar - on occasion
Thief - I've stolen before
Sports Fan - Go Devils!
Blasphemer - Every chance I get
Money Lover - I love to spend
Pagan - Nope, atheist
Homosexual - Some of my best friends are not straight.
Prostitute - No, but only because I'm too ugly
Witch - Nah, still atheist
Atheist - Oh yeah
Gambler - Love my poker game
Porn lover - Love my porn
Whoremonger - Love whores
Child molester - Well, this one is definitly no. Women don't get really hot until after 35
Evolutionist - uhhh, yes I live in reality
Pot Smoker - Yes
Lesbian - Wrong equipment
Fornicator - ohhh yes!
Masturbator - More then I fornicate
Hypocrite - I have been one on occasion
Psychic - Nah

Soo, by my count, I'm at least a 15 and support pretty much all but child molester. woohoo!

[noonwitch]

26. Do the sports fans get to beat up the child molestors?

I'd sit in the smoking section to watch that.

[RedCappedBandit]

27. Wow, i am screwn!!!1!111~

lol.