George W. Bush appreciation thread (no negative comments)

[CreekDog]

you can, however, use faint praise. :think:

[JTG of the PRB]

1. He's not the stupidest man on the planet...

...just the stupidest monkey.

[thunder rising]

15. That's not true, I understand he came in second in a reading contest against Koko ... well OK.

One thing is for sure ... I know

[thunder rising]

18. He'd look great in a hemp necktie

[The Diest]

47. Only because Koko's hands were tied behind her back.

Else he wouldn't have even placed.

[C_U_L8R]

2. I appreciate that he will not ever be president again

that's a very comforting thought

[OwnedByFerrets]

3. ...

:wtf:

[Up2Late]

4. *Crickets*

[The Diest]

48. LOL! nt

[Zavulon]

5. Nobody can steal an election like that man. He's the best at it. (NT)

[halliburtonsux]

16. LOL! Good one!

n/t

[AlCzervik]

6. He's just like his Momma.

[CreekDog]

8. ohhhh

:rofl:

[PDJane]

17. Why that's marvellous!

:spray: Sounds like something from a southern belle..........

[Juche]

7. Tearing away the veil of being civilized

His naked incompetence and aggression tore apart the veil of civilization that the current authoritarian GOP hides behind. All their BS fell apart and Bush's ineptitude may lead to long term democrat majorities.

I guess that is praise. Voter apathy is probably at all time lows due to Bush.

[Mira]

9. I asked my bank teller yesterday to say one good thing about GWB

and she said all she can think of is the rebate checks.
(after relatively gentle probing she admitted she had not heard that this is now more money we owe China)

[CreekDog]

10. ah, a silver lining amidst armageddon

:dilemma:

[Poll_Blind]

11. He's really raised the bar when it comes to physical fitness among tyrants. n/t

PB

[CreekDog]

35. but he doesn't work out correctly

they say you are supposed to work out your whole body, not just the neck down.

[qanda]

12. He turned my kids into Liberals at a very young age

[Mira]

19. Your reply brings back election night 2000 - my 8 year old grandson

stayed up for it, and, sitting on the floor in a corner of the kitchen floor at about 1pm he piped up at the small TV propped on the kitchen table:
"and I thought this was going to be boring"

[rocktivity]

13. He's made it entirely possible that liberal Democrats will rule America

for generations to come.

:patriot:
rocknation

[Journeyman]

14. I appreciated it when George W. stopped in New York to congratulate Jason McElwain. . .

on his remarkable basketball game. From what I saw, Jason was thrilled to have the President recognize his accomplishment, and that is a big part of any President's job.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/28/sportsline/main1356824.shtml

http://specialchildren.about.com/b/2006/03/15/autistic-basketball-player-meets-the-president.htm

[CreekDog]

22. ah, an actual compliment

hey, that's cool. :hi:

[Gemini Cat]

20. I am full of all sorts of appreciation

that on 20.01.09 he will be gone... far away from The People's House.

[hyphenate]

21. He was right when he said

he was a uniter, not a divider. Of course, I don't think he thought it would be the rest of the world and over half of his own country united into hating him.

[CreekDog]

23. he united Democrats to the extent that nothing could divide them

except other Democrats.

Obama :spank: Clinton

[Wickerman]

24. He gives hope to millions of born well, over-priviledged

under-achieving, mentally-flaccid, coke-addled, wet-brained, slow-witted, Gentleman's C students who go on in adult life to fail at business venture after business venture.

And that has to be worth something.

[CreekDog]

26. he did more than Dan Quayle

with less! :rofl:

[Wickerman]

30. lol - the sad part is Quayle didn't even have a drug addiction or alcohol problem

Of course, he also didn't have a former President and such a stable of his daddy's corrupt friends to help him out, either.

[CreekDog]

32. Quayle even underachieved as a loser!

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. He's improved my health

They say that daily uproarious laughter is good for the blood pressure.

[arcadian]

27. He's brought the word "orwellian" into constant, everyday use.

Good news for the George Orwell Society.

[CreekDog]

36. Bush thinks it's a compliment

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

28. without him, there would never have been Harry Shearer's genius bit:

"Dick Cheney Underground"

last night he had Cheney going to Dole and telling him to write an email to Scotty M. you have to hear these

''Dick Cheney, a heartbeat from....history"

[greenbriar]

29. my momma taught me that if I couldn't say something good not to say anything

anything

[NMDemDist2]

31. .....

hmmmm


I got nothing.


:shrug:

[Jack Rabbit]

33. .

Please click here.
(Simply the best)

[papapi]

34. He should be praised for teaching us all what it's like to live in a fascist oligarchy....

...and what it's like to compete against your father.

[unkachuck]

37. how I appreciate george w. bush....

....let me count the ways, ah, ah, ah,,,,

[hokies4ever]

38. He paved the way for the first woman or black President

Bush screwed up so bad that even a black or woman could get elected in a landslide after his administration. :rofl:

[Iwillnevergiveup]

39. I'm deeply appreciative

for all the Thanksgiving turkeys he's pardoned.

[CreekDog]

58. just Thanksgiving turkeys?

what about Scooter Libby? :shrug:

[Rex]

40. Thank you George for destroying the GOP.

Only you could have done in your own party. Good job fuckface...er...congrats.

[Kaleko]

41. He ushered in the end

of the American Empire.

No small feat. Historians will give him credit for that.

If there are any left, of course.

:o

[Bravo Zulu]

42. I appreciate bu$h world is coming to an end

but the effects are going to be long lasting,I hope Obama can end the madness and get our country back on track and following the law!

[LynnTheDem]

43. He's killed more American citizens than OBL; doesn't that make bush

the "worst terrorist in history"?

[Octafish]

49. And makes it easy to understand LIHOP, MIHOP and whatever HOP

And makes it easy to understand LIHOP, MIHOP and whatever HOP

If the guy's willing to lie America into war,
and if the guy's willing to let even one,
let alone 4,052, American men and women die for a lie,
and he's not counting more than a million innocent Iraqis,
he's capable of doing anything.

What part of Treason doesn't Congress understand?

[lonestarnot]

72. OP everything! Freak of nature OP serial killer!

ackety!

[MiniMe]

44. The do not call list was probably his greatest accomplishment

[Monk06]

45. Uh ...... mmmm ..... n/t

[mikehiggins]

46. I like COngressman Rangel from Harlem who complimented

His Highness by pointing out that as President (and Governor of Texas and owner of a pro sports team) he had utterly destroyed the concept of "white supremacy"

That's gotta be worth something

[LynnTheDem]

64. LOL!!!

I'd missed that.

Hilarious!

[uppityperson]

50. He gave me new appreciation for the asterisk *

[dddem]

51. I'll give him this...

He's worked tirelessly for seven loooonnggggg years to single handedly eradicate voter apathy in this country, and I think it's working!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. Greatest millstone ever made.

Hear McCain, hold this.

[npincus]

53. may he roast in the bonfires of Hell for eternity, tormented by the

souls of all the innocents he has killed. Svae a place for Cheney.

[Vinca]

54. Thank you for handing us the next election. Enjoy Paraguay. nt

[HughBeaumont]

55. I appreciate Bewsh for destroying the Republican party.

That old buffoon free-trader, flat-tax bastard Steve Forbes was on his channel CNBC this morning, stating that McCain has "an excellent chance of gaining the White House". Uh, in what universe? One that still buys into the George W Bush school of hyper-Reaganism?

Oh, BTW, Forbes is McCain's "economic adviser". Astounding. What's your grand "advice", Steve? Tell workers that unbridled corporatism, free trade and job offshoring is great for the economy and will lead to better paying jobs here? Yeah, try finding 6 non-lobotomized people in this country who still believe that line of horseshit.

What Forbes doesn't get is that his party is a stenchy joke that stopped caring about the needs of the American people decades ago. Guys like him think that just because Bewsh is going to get off scot-free and Americans really did nothing to stop him, that means America must not be that pissed about him or his actions. The reality is, Americans are too busy scrambling to make ends meet to storm the White House with torches and pitchforks.

That doesn't mean your party doesn't suck the ass of the dead, Steve-O. It means that they'll make you pay in 2008 thanks to your man Bewsh showing us why voting against our best interests will, INDEED, bite ALL of us in the ass.

Hopefully, those fucktwats will learn their lesson that America really ain't into neo-fascist ideology and that 1984 is supposed to be a work of fiction, not a blueprint.

[ColbertWatcher]

56. I'd like to have a beer with him? n/t

[bunkerbuster1]

60. ...get him shitfaced, and videotape the result?

And think of how humanity would be served when you leveraged that little bargaining chip, later!

[ColbertWatcher]

62. I was hoping to pull a George Costanza...

...and slip him a mickey!

LOL

Okay, maybe not, since Agent Mike is always listening!

Hi Agent Mike, ya old bastard!

But, yeah, a beer, a cellphone camera, and voila history!

[annabanana]

57. He made Colbert's Correspondant's Dinner speech possible.

(he also made it necessary)

[peekaloo]

59. He grows a fine unibrow.

[WritersBlock]

61. I would appreciate bringing him before The Hague. n/t

[VP505]

63. I really, really appreciate

how Bu$h has opened the eyes of so many Voters to what the Reptilian Party of death and greed is all about.

[ThatsMyBarack]

65. * luvz CAKE!

:9

[mmonk]

66. Everyday, I appreciate I'm not like him.

[seasat]

67. I appreciate that he only has 175 days left in office...

175 long dragged out days but less than when he started.

[krispos42]

68. He's smarter than the average bear

He probably could pour water out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

If he looks up during a rainstorm, he probably wouldn't drown.

[mitchum]

69. He's done well for someone with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

[Deep13]

70. .

:spray:

[Deep13]

71. **wrong place**

[Deep13]

73. He knows how to spell "W."

[blondeatlast]

74. George W. Bush makes me damn proud to be a Democrat. nt