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[lame54]

[Turbineguy]

1. "Take

my wife. Please!"

[Forkboy]

2. "If I look in his ear I can see clear through to the other side."

[lame54]

3. How I love broken down old men

[gateley]

4. I can't believe I once thought this idiot was sexy.

[mikelgb]

5. cha-ching

[ProgressiveFool]

6. "Old man smell! Must ... not... breathe!" /nt

[Warpy]

7. "The taxidermist did a wonderful job on him!"

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

8. "Oh God no, not THAT look -- I get so tired of changing his smelly diapers."

[blondeatlast]

9. "Do. Not. Go. Off. Script. If I'm not First Lady in January I will be forced to consume you." nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Wow....that stuff Laura uses does work !

Makes me look almost human on the outside.

[boobooday]

11. She's thinking, aaahhh, when the xanax kicks in,

he almost looks lifelike!

[rurallib]

12. "Look, little man, I made you and I can break you"

[lpbk2713]

13. Is she related to Krazy Katherine Harris?

I can actually see a bit of a resemblance there.


:shrug:

[Vickers]

14. "I love the smell of a pre-nup in the morning..."

Seriously, why would ANYONE trust this guy with the world's largest economy (well, it USED to be) when she doesn't even trust him with the checkbook?

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Ha! My facelift is better than his!