What will Bush accomplish as a former "president?"

[Deep13]

Many presidents leave rich legacies of accomplishment when they leave office. Charity work by Carter, Clinton, elder Bu--no, not him, um, Ford? No not really.

Anyway, what accomplishments will Bush Jr. do when out of office?

[Virginia Dare]

1. Basically the same thing he accomplishes now..

make a general ass out of himself whenever possible.

[MrCoffee]

2. If he works really really hard, he might get time off for good behavior

but I won't hold my breath.

[hlthe2b]

3. Hopefully...

warm a jail cell for years to come...

[jobycom]

4. Dump Laura, marry Condi, and move to Uruguay to become a water baron.

"Screw you, America, I just wanted the free beer from the White House kitchen!"

[hlthe2b]

6. wrong "guay"...... I think you mean Paraguay...

Everything else is quite possible...!

[jobycom]

9. Ah. Probably. nt

[liberal N proud]

5. Finish his first book - My Pet Goat

Then he will move on to coloring

[jobycom]

10. He claimed that his favorite book as a kid was "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."

Which was interesting for two reasons. One, it was published when he was 23. Since he was drunk until he was forty, though, maybe 23 blended in with his childhood. Two, I always thought "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" was a good nickname for Dick Cheney.

[blondeatlast]

7. That damn brush will finally be gone from the chicken ranch! nt

[Submariner]

8. Get drunk. Drown when his pickup truck brake slips and truck rolls into pig farm pond

[damntexdem]

11. None of the above: Become first U.S. ex-prez to be convicted of war crimes.

[Deep13]

18. S-u-u-u-ure he will. Does Paraguay extradict?

[onethatcares]

12. personally, I hope when he's gone, he's gone

don't want to read about him, don't want to think about him. I just wish and hope with all my heart that he gets a full dose of karma an loses his toes, his nose, and his hair all at the same time in front of a camera somewhere. Peace

[KamaAina]

13. Be the best darn greeter Caesars ever had?

Or maybe Wal-Mart...

[JerseygirlCT]

14. I think he will be as awful after as during

I don't think he's ever been motivated by the larger good, and I don't expect that to change now.

He'll retire, clear lots of brush (no different than now) and give interviews to whine about why he's not shown more respect for all his "greatness". And he will accomplish nothing. Even with the brush.

[BrotherBuzz]

15. He will work for a triple A minor league baseball team in East Texas as a third base....

Ball dude. Free beer and hot dogs, Woohoo.

[KG]

16. go back to being loutish drunken failure.

he's been a loutish failure for the last 8 years, but he'll able to go back to the drinken part.

[Stinky The Clown]

17. I would love to think he'd accomplish breaking large rocks into small rocks.

Prison at hard labor for the rest of his life ...... or worse.

(edit: make sure you spell check before you post ..... or be seen as a dummy like me.)