Club-hopping guys greasing up with Preparation H (paints a picture doesn't it?)

[laststeamtrain]

Club-hopping guys greasing up with Preparation H

June 3, 2008

The latest drug on the New York club scene might surprise some people.

Preparation H.

Yes, that iconic ointment for what ails folks from behind apparently can get women in a lather.

ABC News is reporting that New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed that young men waiting outside his clubs are greasing up with the hemorrhoid cream to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies...http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/19486104.html
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Surely, we must have reached the end of civilization...

[MisterP]

1. how would it make someone "ripped" by any definition? n/t

[LeftyMom]

2. It makes skin contract

I assume they're thinking that would create the illusion of muscle definition, but they'd have to pretty much bathe in the stuff to have a noticeable effect.

[Mind_your_head]

3. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

guys from Czechoslovakia no doubt (OLD OLD SNL reference)

thanks for the *giggles* (everything 'old' is new again!)

[sandnsea]

4. rotfl

Those wild and crazy guys!!!

[Hekate]

5. Quite awhile ago some women were using it as a wrinkle cream on their faces....

Not me, thanks, but I'm just remembering that little tidbit.

Hekate

[BigBearJohn]

6. I used to know a "Hollywood makeup artist" who worked for the studios.

He used Preparation H on a regular basis on aging stars.
Of course, they NEVER knew what he was using. He would
put in plain unlabeled bottles. They LOVED it. He would
tell them it was his own special "concoction."

[canetoad]

7. Once an arsehole

always an arsehole.