Jesus Saves Another Soul from Turquoise Lycra®

[SoCalDem]

http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-05-28T09%3A13%3A00-04%3A00


It's certainly true that the Jesusy Extreme is a lamentable, tiresome presence on the media landscape, but when they're particularly retarded*, they can be a source of great merriment:



You can see the rest of the hilarious letter, obviously referring to the ridiculous Undergear** or International Male catalogues, at this thongtastic not-safe-for-work underwear blog. where, fair warning, the creations shown in the ads are, indeed, potentially evil and immoral in the wrong hands.

*A word I use neither lightly nor unintentionally!

**Read Jezebel's hilarious review of Undergear here (also not recommended for workplaces who frown on pictures of tighty-whities with ass-enhancing padded butts and/or provocative pouches on their company desktops).

[Monk06]

1. Why does God waste sex organs on these guys. I have a friend

who is a born again Christian. Every time he goes
out with a woman he thinks they're after his 'package'
even though he hasn't had sex with a woman in 24 years.

If you are wound up that tight about sex stop dating.
Do women a favor and find a hobby that doesn't involve
human interaction.

[nomorenomore08]

2. "Find a hobby that doesn't involve human interaction."

Could be applied to so many people, for so many reasons. :thumbsup:

[Dogtown]

3. Won't work, gbrooks.

Onanism is a dealy sin also.


:rofl:

[Monk06]

4. Well I think my buddy may have a prostate gland the size of a basketball.

I mean 24 years without some fur or the occasional
tug for the sake of hygiene? Struth the pressure
must be unbearable

[Dogtown]

5. he tugs

he just hates himself afterward.

what a waste...