Infrasound frequency makes protesters defecate involuntarily.

[cboy4]

Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention

by Cristina Corbin
Tuesday, June 10, 2008






Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.

“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said.

Cohen, who described Brown Note as a “sonic weapon used to disrupt people’s equilibrium,” cited eyewitness accounts of its use during free-trade agreement protests in Miami in 2003.


http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06/10/activists-preparing-against-use-of-brown-note-at-dem-convention/

[skooooo]

1. Could be helpful..

...if you've been a bit irregular.


:rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. You got me

I'm laughing so hard right now ...................

[skooooo]

27. hope you've got your Depends on!!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

33. McCain campaign bought out the country n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Fox News has resorted to plagiarizing South Park, eh?

Well, if it's not terrorist scarves...

[ProdigalJunkMail]

3. Mythbusters tore this one down, didn't they?

I mean...maybe it will disrupt equilibrium...but make you shit yourself...i think not...

sP

[Hell Hath No Fury]

4. Yup, it was busted....

completely.

[PatGund]

6. Brainiac - Science Abuse did as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

"The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that a "brown note" (transmitted through sound waves in air) exists."

[ogsbee]

20. There's no scientific evidence that Recreate 68 is a progressive organization either

and not a COINTELPRO POS garbage.

[High Plains]

29. Do you have any evidence it is COINTELPRO POS garbage?

If not, you're guilty of the same kind of shit COINTELPRO pulled. It's called "bad-jacketing."

[cboy4]

7. Lots of people have been shitting themselves in GDP,

and it took a lot less than disrupting their equilibrium.

So you never know.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

11. thanks for the laugh :-) n/t

[cboy4]

13. That's why they keep me!

;)

[BlooInBloo]

5. That sounds pretty shitty.

[rucky]

8. They're trying to make it look like a McCain rally.

[panader0]

9. Maybe I can get the corner on the Depends booth

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. I should not be laughing at this

But I am...............

[bemildred]

14. You can't make this shit up. nt

[Schema Thing]

16. :D

[El Supremo]

15. With my IBS they wouldn't need much volume.

[Lifetimedem]

17. LOL...LOL

I think this method could come back to hit them...ooohh I mean haunt them

[iamahaingttta]

18. This is why you should always take...

...an extra pair of pants with you when you go to a protest!

[greenman3610]

19. "Thanks, Oops I crapped my pants!"

[Earth_First]

22. "How do you know so much about Oops I crapped my pants?"

[ProdigalJunkMail]

21. i think there might be a DUzy coming soon

if not already here...

sP

[Desertrose]

23. Two words of advice.....

adult diapers


Seriously...this is pretty bad.

[LTR]

34. Will they all stop for enemas before going to the Convention?

Ha! That'll render this crap cannon useless.

[Wiley50]

24. What a Pantsload or What! a pantsload? n/t

[rurallib]

36. isn't Pantsload Jonah Goldberg's nickname?

he needs no shilling here!

[sellitman]

25. Oh Shit!

:hurts:

[damntexdem]

26. Take Depends and a catapult to the next rally.

But, please, don't screw up the Dem Convention in Denver.

[Beetwasher]

28. Yeah, The Crap Cannon, That's The Ticket!

I swear, it wasn't me! It was the crap cannon!

[jberryhill]

30. It's remarkable that medical science has not discovered this principle

...since it would be a boon to the treatment of acute constipation.

Why do you suppose this thing hasn't been put to medical use? Is the technology only known to a select few, and the medical community consists of nitwits?

[AnnieBW]

31. But we have our secret weapon - Immodium!

Just down a bunch of Immodium tablets, and you won't crap for a week! :hurts:

We need to get some of those astronaut diapers from the crazy astronaut lady!

[LTR]

32. Really? No shit?

Sorry, had to say it.

I say aim it at the Larry Johnson/H44 crowd. They're full of shit anyways.

[gullwing300]

35. The real breakthrough will be when it can make you do it voluntarily.

:rofl:

[meow2u3]

37. Just pull down your pants

and shit right in the cops' face :evilgrin: