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bonito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:28 PM
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Screw it! I'm voting Republican!
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dubeskin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:32 PM
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1. That's really good!
I like that. Time to post it all over the internets!
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:33 PM
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2. Jan. 2001 = $1.47
Edited on Tue Jun-10-08 07:33 PM by L. Coyote
That is the only bumper sticker we need!!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:39 PM
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3. Love it, LOVE IT! Thanks. K&R&K&K, etc!. nt
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:43 PM
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4. Damn I am voting republican because we need cheap illegal labor!
I know, cheap shot
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bonito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:48 PM
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27. hmmmm
<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="stewie"></a>
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:44 PM
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5. That was great.
That one's going out in an email. I know some people are going to think I've gone off my Liberal Rocker. It's going to be fun. :evilgrin:

Rec'd.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:44 PM
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6. fab
+ recommended
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Phred42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:47 PM
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7. Damn! I never thought I'd vote Republican
Edited on Tue Jun-10-08 07:50 PM by Phred42
:rofl:
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bonito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:51 PM
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8. To all I found this on reddit a must share imo he-he.
:)
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:54 PM
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9. Thanks. . . k&r. . .
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DailyGrind51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:58 PM
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10. I already forwarded the link!
This is tremendous, thank you very much!
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:03 PM
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11. I'm voting Republican because my mother doesn't deserve her Medicare!
That was really good, but they left a few things out.
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karmaqueen Donating Member (417 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:17 PM
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12. Great! Thanks, passing it on! n/t
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jtrockville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:33 PM
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13. Brilliant!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:35 PM
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14. Become Republican
I know it's old, but it's still funny. :D

http://www.thefrown.com/?/cartoons/55/495


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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:51 PM
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15. That made my day.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 08:57 PM
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16. I hope we'll be seeing that on all our TV screens from now
to Nov.
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Fly by night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:01 PM
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17. I'm voting to screw Rethugligans!!
Every damn one of them.

'Til they scream like pigs.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:03 PM
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18. I'm voting Republican because unions get in the way of corporate profits
Edited on Tue Jun-10-08 09:04 PM by StopThePendulum
:sarcasm:

on edit: put sarcasm smiley
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tuggle Donating Member (93 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:11 PM
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19. I'm voting republican so that no one will ever file a lawsuit against another rich corporation
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IA_Seth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:15 PM
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20. Lol.. sending to my Republicans relatives right away! n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:16 PM
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21. No Republicans were harmed in making this film...
YET.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:31 PM
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24. I guess that's one of its flaws. n/t
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crickets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:24 PM
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22. Good one!
:thumbsup:
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:30 PM
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23. It offers compelling arguments...
...if you're only working with half a brain to start with.

I'm voting Republican, because I think teachers should be using their time to test all students using biased standardized tests.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:36 PM
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25. That is brilliant.
Spreading via email wave.

:applause:

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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:41 PM
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26. Great work.
I just sent it to everyone I know.
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 10:25 PM
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28. Brilliant! I Loved it!!!!!!
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-11-08 12:58 AM
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29. K&R
That's hilarious!
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-11-08 09:14 AM
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30. That sums it up pretty well.
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dave123williams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-11-08 05:07 PM
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31. I'm voting Republican because I'm a closet-case moralizing hawk!
Edited on Wed Jun-11-08 05:17 PM by dave123williams
I'm voting Republican because I've never actually read the bible, but think it's a good idea to legislate selected passages in to law!

I'm voting Republican because I LOVE this war, but have never actually served in combat!

I'm voting Republican because I campaigned on family values, but there's a dead male hooker in our shed!

I'm voting Republican because I believe that borrowing money to deficit finance a tax cut for rich people in the middle of a two front war, which we're also deficit financing, is sound, conservative fiscal policy!

I'm voting Republican because even though I know we're on the downslope to completely running out of oil, I'm still going to push for new drilling as the solution, while I know it won't work. I'm absolutely comfortable not mentioning that drilling just speeds up how long it takes...for us to run completely out of a finite resource!

I'm voting Republican because Jesus personally put Bush in the Whitehouse, and tucks him in every night!

I'm voting Republican, because Koolaid is fucking delicious.

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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-11-08 11:19 PM
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32. Heh
Send it to all your friends - I did!
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:50 PM
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33. "because you'll get what you deserve.."
love it!
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