Go to McCain's site and talk about his balls

[LTR]

ROFL!! McCain's official website store overrun with silly comments.

His web people need to take a look at the comments on the page selling McCain golf balls.

Snagged from FARK:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3661922

Balls? June 11, 2008
Reviewer: john mccain from washington, DC United States
Balls? Balls? What am I going to do with these pasty old balls? Pancakes I said! I WANT PANCAKES!!!! pancakes.

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This is so sweeeeet! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Barry O'Bama from Washington, DC United States
My friends, this is the best gift ever to send to the troops in Iraq! I'm sure they would love to be playing out of the bunkers with these goodies. It would probably make up for the fact they won't be home for Father's Day or for the 4000+ of them who are already home but won't be playing golf this weekend.
Fore!

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Thrill of a lifetime June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Hotto Trot from Washington
I can't believe I got my hands on John McCain's balls! only a few hundred skanks, heiresses and hot female lobbyists could say the same. Until now. Me love you long time, Johnny!

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It is sooo beautiful June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Brigham Oldfukker from Arcata, CA United States
Your ballbag is just what I have been looking for, not too fuzzy. Only problem, how do I get the wrinkles out?

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Fantastic balls Johnny June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Jack Meehoff from your town, AE United States
I was so surprised to see your balls here. I thought the President kept them for you. I have a question though.
If you think torture is a good way to gather important information, what was the important info you gave up while you were being tortured. Did it help the enemy at the time ? Love ya...see ya on the links Johnny cakes


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Mccain you call this WMD June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Kim Jong il from Pyongyang, North Korea
Your balls are tiny compared to my huge North Korean balls ! I have a huge missile. Suck it hard suck it hard you puny Americans. If you don't obey I will tickle you or give you Chinese water torture!


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Ample balls for my bag... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: John Waters from Baltimore, MD United States
I enjoy using the balls for teabagging when a partner isn't available. they are great for use in 'fore' play to helicoptering your partner into a frenzied state on the 19th hole!

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where are these made? June 11, 2008
Reviewer: True American Patriot for McCain from detroit, MI United States
Taiwan, Vietnam or China? I'm curious if anybody knows because I couldn't find it on the website.

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Cannot recommend this product June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Cathy fromEncino from Encino, CA United States
Our President is refusing to play golf so he can Support Our Troops. By selling a golf kit, John McCain is Betraying Our Commander In Chief.

I am so disappointed.

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Thank you John McCain I love you June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Jimmy Hoffa from Beverly Hills, CA
Thank you John McCain I love that you sell me golf gear so I can support you on the golf course. I hope that you and George W. Bush can get the whitehouse again in 2009. Bush deserves a 3rd term!

http://store.johnmccain.com/ReviewsList.asp?ProductCode=FDR2583&Reviews=Y

:rofl:

(edit for snappier headline)

[liberal N proud]

1. I love this one...

Cannot recommend this product June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Cathy fromEncino from Encino, CA United States
Our President is refusing to play golf so he can Support Our Troops. By selling a golf kit, John McCain is Betraying Our Commander In Chief.

I am so disappointed.


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[malaise]

2. It's perfect n/t

[SpiralHawk]

4. "Oh yes, very helpful." - Commander AWOL

[hlthe2b]

3. "Vandalized with silly comments??????" That's your idea...

of vandalism? Good God... just shoot me dead. :shrug:

...But, I agree the comments are hillarious.

[LTR]

6. Changed it.

Now watch this drive.

[hlthe2b]

19. ....

;)

[Cooley Hurd]

5. OMG - check these out:

Inferior Balls June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Craven Morehead from peoria, IL United States
The Obama Golf Set is far and away superior to this set. Upon initial display, the Obama set also appears to contain an unremarkable set of balls - but upon further inspection, one learns that the Obama balls are made of Steel and capable of holding up to much use and abuse. They also come to you contained within a supple feeling and nicely tanned leather sack, compared to the pale and shriveled looking satchel that contains the McCain balls.

I would heartily recommend the Obama set over this one, especially for those who enjoy late season golfing - such as the type that takes place in early November.

For an extra 5 dollars June 11, 2008
Reviewer: amanda hugnkis from , 'bama
Joe Lieberman will give McCains balls a good licking before they're shipped. Joe suggested he just do it for free but because he enjoyed doing it so much but we compromised and for every 5 dollar upgrade half will be given to the NAACP.

:spray:

[LTR]

9. Or these

I love these balls! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Rush L. from Millwood, WA United States
Although, to be perfectly fair, I enjoy darker colored balls from the Dominican more.


Consolation prize... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Carol Shepp McCain from Virginia Beach, VA
I got mangled in a car accident and got dumped for a younger richer woman and all I got was this stupid golf gear. Sheesh!


Great for... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Grand Ol' Duffer. from Fartsville, OH
throwing at kids to GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE JERKS!


I was disappointed June 11, 2008
Reviewer: LAW from USA
When I think "McCain," I think "old balls and loose skin." These balls were pretty much straight out of the factory, and there was no lose skin at all. What a bunch of bull!


The Golf Pack is Great, but June 10, 2008
Reviewer: Lobbyist Buddy from Washington DC
When are you going to offer a Joe Lieberman Certified McCain Ballwasher?


What do ya call 100 white guys chasin 1 black guy? June 10, 2008
Reviewer: B Obama from Aii, AE United States
The PGA Tour


These balls have 30 years of experience... June 10, 2008
Reviewer: Patrick Bryan from Bluefield, GA United States
...I thought I was paying for new ones


Golf You Can Believe In! June 10, 2008
Reviewer: McCain Fan from Highbrow Street, United States
Whenever I get angry at how elitist the limousine liberals are, I have the chef make me some Cindy McCain Ahi Tuna with Napa Cabbage Slaw, then I take my John McCain golf gear out on the country club, where I can be with real, hardworking Americans. Also, white people.


golf balls whiter than the competition June 10, 2008
Reviewer: sebastian farmer from burlingame, CA United States
im so happy with these golf balls, they are at least twice as white as the other golf balls ive bought recently


Defective balls June 10, 2008
Reviewer: Charles Keating from Houston Texas United States
I was expecting the McCain balls to fly straight, but the lobbyists must have gotten to them, cause the balls seem to go in random directions based on who's paying for lunch. Maybe they lost the real McCain balls in Iraq, or maybe they slipped in some Richard Nixon balls by mistake.


Golfing June 10, 2008
Reviewer: John McCain from Washington DC
I am a US Senator and I believe that this golf set has vastly improved my game. These balls were modeled after my own. They are hard enough to knock out a terrorist.


I like the golf pack, but why no yacht tarp? June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Joseph B. from Cotuit, MA United States
Sure this pack of John McCain labeled shwag is nice, and when I'm out on the course I use it as a subliminal message to remind my caddy that I don't support minimum wage. But what I'm really waiting for is the John McCain yacht tarp. WTF, Johnny Mac, my boat is getting wet! Thank you.


Wonderful Golf Set, Great Success! June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Dr. A.J. McShazzlestein, III, Minister from Church of Gods High Earth, Jewish Catholicism Sect
The game of Golf reminds me of happiest moments making goat milk in West Virginia. With your delicious golf bag I can enjoy most glorious day in slingshot golf attire. I like golfing in the U S and A better than home as it does not smell of burning human wastes in the outside airs. Anyways, I am anxiously awaiting my 15th golf set to arrive so I can celebrate the making of a 1000 goat milks. If I were hulk hogan i too would having make love to my daughter.



Support our troops while playing golf! June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Harris Winton from Hilton Head
This product is perfect. The balls play well, and often I think about how I could best show my support for the troops and our war on terrorism while enjoying an afternoon on the links. I know the folks at the club are going to want a set of their own!


Wow! What a great product! McCain is a hero!!! June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Bob Sacamano from Boulder, CO United States
Wow, John McCain is such a maverick! He's totally breaking free from George Bush on this one. How can people honestly say that a McCain presidency would just be an extension of Bush? Bush isn't playing golf in respect for the thousands of soldiers he's sent to death in Iraq, McCain just doesn't give a fsck! He's exactly the kind of leader this country needs. He'll get our country back on the track, starting by bom bom bombing Iran, those godless heathen.


McCain Golf Pack June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Bill Brill from Pensacola, FL United States
I never cottoned to the idea that I should give up my Wednesday golf game just because there's a war on. Our Commander in Chief has already made this sacrifice for us, turning in his clubs out of respect for the 4,000+ families who welcomed home a corpse, rather than their serviceman or servicewoman. So let's hit the links! And what better way than with a John McCain golf bag? Nothing better identifies you with the wealthy, graying elite than zipping your balls behind the proud McCain brand.

[REP]

7. Not just the golf bag...

Reviewer: George Orwell from Washington, DC United States
Irony is dead.

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Back to the future June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Betty Boop from Beverly Hills, CA United States
An elegant nostalgic design, recalling happier times when ladies left all this silly voting nonsense to their husbands and fathers, just as the good Lord intended.

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Compromise June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Ty Sundlee from Oregon
Instead of actually supporting women's rights. John McCain shows his appreciation of our better halves with cursive!

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[City Lights]

8. Check out this one:

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:



If McCain Can't Even Secure This Website..... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Cecil Stewart from Guantanamo Bay, AA United States
...then what makes you think that he's ready for the more sophisticated threats of the 21st Century?

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:rofl:

[DangerousRhythm]

10. Seems to be gone as of a couple of minutes ago.

Good thing I saved all 9 pages quickly just now.

:evilgrin:

[hlthe2b]

13. Snarf....

Good heavens, he has surrounded himself with "quality staff" and "competence", hasn't he?

[eridani]

14. Please post screenshots in the Research section

There's a couple of threads on oppo research.

[DangerousRhythm]

25. In case you didn't catch it...

A kind poster beat me to the punch. :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3426161&mesg_id=3430436

[LTR]

15. McLame lost his balls!!!

The FARK thread is hilarious:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3661922&ok=1475548431&sc=1

[MiniMe]

16. Do you have them up in your journal?

I only got a chance to see the first page before it was gone.

[DangerousRhythm]

24. I don't yet

but I can arrange to upload them somewhere when I get back home. :D

[DangerousRhythm]

26. If you didn't see already...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3426161&mesg_id=3430436

Kudos to the person who posted 'em! :D

[MiniMe]

27. Thanks!!

[DangerousRhythm]

31. No problem! :D N/T

[MiniMe]

11. One of his groupies must be trolling DU. McCain's balls have disappeared

:rofl:

[DangerousRhythm]

12. Someone should ask Bush where McCain's balls went.

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

22. Cheney has them, along with Bush's

[DangerousRhythm]

23. HAHA

Now that's true.

[Maine-ah]

17. omfg

:rofl:

thankyou, I needed that thismorning.

[LTR]

18. The internet never forgets

Here's the Google cache:

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:EufnmRNdf6UJ:store.johnmccain.com/ReviewsList.asp%3FProductCode%3DFDR2583%26Reviews%3DY+site:johnmccain.com+sand+trap&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

[LTR]

20. UPDATE: They disabled all product comments

But they live on:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/6/11/2165/55268/106/533829
http://wonkette.com/400374/genius-commenter-at-mccain-store-now

[Rhiannon12866]

28. Just as "The Sloganator" from Bush*-Cheney 2004 did...

I loved that one, too... :D

http://www.scuzzstuff.org/sloganator/

[TexasObserver]

21. Speaking of playing with McCain's balls, what happened to that female lobbyist?

[TexasObserver]

29. McCain has hard, small, tightly wound, white balls with a rough, pitted exterior

And they're hand washed by Joe Lieberman.

[Contrary1]

30. This thread is useless without pictures:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3426161&mesg_id=3430436