Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts

[Ichingcarpenter]

WASHINGTON—Reports surfaced Tuesday that the New York–based Fox News Channel has obtained a tape which purportedly features another cryptic video message from U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America.

"We have analyzed the tape, and the voice on it matches up with earlier recordings of the vice president," said CIA spokesman George Little, who claimed the tape may contain valuable clues regarding the location of the elusive Cheney, who was last sighted in late 2005 along the border of Maryland and Virginia.

"Though more specific details on his whereabouts have yet to emerge, we do know two things," Little added. "Dick Cheney is still alive, and he is out there somewhere."

Cheney warns that, no matter what security measures the United States takes, the terrorists will remain determined to bring death and destruction to American soil. He goes on to insist that he will never give in, claiming that the country should be prepared for "decades of war.">>>>>>snip


"Praise be to God," adds Cheney, concluding his message.



"That video's a fake," said Bethesda, MD citizen Blake Bresler. "This Cheney looks fatter, and his lip snarl is on the wrong side. Also, if you look closely, those aren't Cheney's real glasses."

Whether or not the tape is legitimate, a growing number of citizens say the fact that Cheney is still on the loose can be traced back to failures by the Clinton White House.


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[Ilsa]

1. They should check for locations where portable defibrillators can be recharged.

I wonder if Cheney is the real Osama Bin Laden.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. They have never been photographed together at the same location

So, I think you might be on to something.

[mac2]

6. Yes.

[Richardo]

2. HA!

:rofl:

[mac2]

4. Or on those British off-shore islands where his money

is protected. He'd be there with his friends sipping Coke in the sun. He certainly needs a bit of a color on that pale face.

[underpants]

5. All terrorists must be brought to justice

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. John McSame wants to use Cheney in his administration

I guess he wants " to follow him to the Gates of Hell "

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