The Rude Pundit: Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Smoke a Tuba Bong

[meegbear]

Standing there like a particularly slow silverback gorilla staring at ants on a log is the President of the United States, in Slovenia, watching dancers at a Lipizaner stallion exhibition. It doesn't need to keep being said, but once more: Dude, just fuckin' golf.

At his press conference with the Slovenian PM, Bush commented, "(W)e strongly believe Turkey ought to be a member of the EU, and we appreciate Turkey's record of democratic and free market reforms, and working to realize its EU aspirations." And it'll be awesome, especially since Turkey and Iran are sharing intelligence so Turkey can take out militant Kurdish separatists in Northern Iraq. To put that in perspective, it's like telling your brother that he can hang out with you at your beach house, even though he's ass-fucking your anal-warts bearing ex-husband before going back to his house to fuck his pregnant wife. And you know all this and still extend the weekend sand and surf invite to him.

Meanwhile, what the fuck is Laura Bush wearing?:



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[JDPriestly]

1. Bush looks lost and forlorn

[AspenRose]

2. OK

Laura needs a fashion intervention. It needs to be said.

[On the Road]

5. You Should Nominate Her for "What Not to Wear"

That would be a blast. Except the cameraman would probably get shot during the surveillance period.

[FSogol]

3. Is that the earth split asunder on Laura's vest? Is it an indication of

her husband's policies? Enquiring minds want to know!

[Lautremont]

4. It would be awesome if one of those paving stones was actually a trap door.

Then you'd see some celebration.

[jimshoes]

6. Oh Pickles, Neo-gaudy is so out this year

Really, keep it simple ------.

[Wizard777]

7. Tommy Thayer quit KISS. Laura is the new Ace Frehley clone.

Except that all four members of KISS combined doesn't wear nearly as much make up as she does.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Laura Bush shows up wearing a planet.