Remember bretheren - These Times Were Foretold in the Spaghettomicon

[Indenturedebtor]

Ch3 v2 -

"Lo my children. When the Great Mooky Stink is in the twilight of his Reign of Ineptitude, and the fruit of his dingle casts a pall upon the land, One Shall be delivered unto you who shall be like febreeze upon the stained couch of the house that is of all colors."

---- Many Spaghettologists have put forward many hypothesis about this phrase, but when taken with the verses (below) it's clear that "The Great Mooky Stink" refers to the worst president of all time. Further a combination of all light gives you the color white if I'm not mistaken, so the Noodley one must have been referring to the White House.

Ch4 v1 -

"...And thou shall knowest me not by my noodley appendage, but by the standard which shall herald my Holy Repurposing."

---- Fairly straight forward. Apparently the Noodley one will not appear in his previous Noodley form (blessed be it's saucy al dente).

Ch2 v7 -

"Forsooth, as all are one above and below, thou shouldest be most comforted as thou knowest my noodley appendage is always upon thee. Just as thou art formed from complex amino acids and star poop, so must Tuesday's spaghetti givest way to Thursday's chili bowl, and Friday's meatloaf."

----- A common theme in the Spaghettomicon is the oneness of all things, but in this passage the Noodley one (blessed be his Meatiness that is Meaty without being Greasy) actually tells us that his Eternellness changes with time as well. For centuries scholars have argued that the Noodley one is simply telling us that time has no real meaning as well. But reference this to the next passage below.

Ch3 v4 -

"And I shall render unto you a shield that heralds the reunion of my durham with your dura, and that day shall be a Thursday, not a Friday or a Tuesday, and in that year the Patriots will get smoked by the Giants. My standard will appear unto you as the symbol of Thursday. Noodle and vessel shall again be one."

----- When taken in context here this is the most exciting passage of all. It gives us the time frame, and a way to know the symbol!

And I think I've finally figured out what that symbol is!
















You see the white stripes across the bottom represent the noodles in the blue bowl of the surround! The red stripes are of course the Holy Marinara. And of course, the "meat" in the middle of this Holy Standard is none other than Obama/The Spaghetti Monster himself!

It is the rebirth of the Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his Sauciness, that has had all the bay leaves picked out)

Brothers and Sisters we are on the cusp of a Golden Age! :woohoo:

[dipsydoodle]

1. Is that from the Pastafarian Bible

:shrug:

[Indenturedebtor]

2. It's actually from the Spaghettomocon

A recently discovered set of scrolls that were buried with the 4k year old pasta in China.

[countmyvote4real]

5. ding ding ding

You made me laugh.

Orso it is said.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. And to the church in Fettucinia write:

"Strong is my bond of water and of egg, and whenst thou blendeth thy finery to them I am again with you"

Ramen.

[SpiralHawk]

4. "We are not worthy. We are not worthy." - Republicon homelanders