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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:00 AM
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Holy fuck!
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.

The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function.

Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it.

Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1146430020080611?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:01 AM
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1. "Forgive me father for what I'm about to do."
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:02 AM
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2. Of all the kinky places I've done it, I never thought of a confessional..
.........:think:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:03 AM
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3. Was there a re-enaction in observance of the sinful event? nt
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:04 AM
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4. How is sex in a confessional an obscene act in public?
I find it an incredible valuable use of one's time. Sin and confess in the box all at the same time.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:06 AM
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5. Multi-tasking. n/t
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:06 AM
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6. Absolute timesaver! Good for them. We could all take a lesson from them in time management!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:07 AM
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7. Imagine the confusion as they heard her scream "Oh, God!"
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:55 AM
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22. !
:spray:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:07 AM
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8. Okay, now THAT is an original sin!
Unless they were married. Then it was a sacrament.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:08 AM
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9. Well that's one way
Of encouraging people to attend church. But I'll bet they don't remember much of the sermon.

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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:08 AM
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10. For once the vague subject heading makes sense! LOL
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:09 AM
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11. :P
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conspirator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:00 PM
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30. The sub-title should be "I mean really" n/t
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:11 AM
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12. "First you get down on your knees...
fiddle with your rosaries,
bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect."

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:15 AM
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13. EEEK!
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:29 AM
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18. Source
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:31 AM
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19. Thanks fo the link!
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 04:57 PM
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29. Ave Maria
Gee it's good ta see ya!
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:15 AM
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14.  It was boredom with the Mile High Club, no doubt.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:19 AM
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15. Holy sex in a box, Batman!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:25 AM
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16. !!!
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:28 AM
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17. My son found that vid and showed it to me! lol!
And yes, he is old enough to watch this stuff.
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:39 AM
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20. awesome
Its odd that they called the cops, confessionals are usually like vegas, what happens in them stays in them.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 10:48 AM
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21. Snort!
:rofl:
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 11:16 AM
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23. anyone remember the movie "Detroit Rock City?" . . . 'nuff said . . . n/t
.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 11:20 AM
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24. Now THAT'S hot!
During Mass?

whew!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 03:22 PM
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26. I supposed they felt moved?
:rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 11:26 AM
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25. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
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dorkulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 03:24 PM
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27. I blame Catholicism for making them so kinky. /nt
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 03:29 PM
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28. maybe they should start doing those black-light hotel room expose's on confessional boxes...
Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 03:29 PM by QuestionAll
who knows what kind of bodily fluids have been left behind by people...:shrug:
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