Wanna send a message to your loved ones after you've been raptured?

[thereismore]

For a fee, you can!

http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html

Holy shit I can't believe these people! Collecting money with no accountability. Cyber Christianity is a racket!

[panhead1961]

1. Better yet how do I receive a message?

Anyway to check? Crazy Giant toaster worshipers unite.

[underpants]

2. Yeah but where do I send the dry cleaning?

:shrug:

[timtom]

3. No.

[BattyDem]

4. Imagine the reaction of the person receiving the message?

One of three things will happen:

1) They will feel overwhelmed with joy that their loved one chose to remember them after they passed on.

2) They will be stunned by receiving a message from beyond the grave and immediately drop dead from the shock.

3) They will be pissed off that the "fundie nutjob cousin" they couldn't stand is STILL shoving his religion on them even though he's dead.


edited: typo :blush:

[Make7]

8. 4) They will think that the message: "Told you so!", is not very helpful. ( n/t )

[damntexdem]

9. No, instead this might happen:

the fundies would be outraged that their "black sheep" Unitarian cousin was raptured and they weren't.

;-)

[BattyDem]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

5. I tend to not make fun of others beliefs

But in this case... :crazy:

"Services Overview

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."




40 bucks? I am *really* tempted to start something like this to make some extra beer money.

[sinkingfeeling]

7. I can't wait until a storm wipes out the electricity of 1 team member, #2 has to be put into a

hospital, and #3 takes off with his minister's wife to Peru, and then 3 days later, millions of people receive these emailed documents! Hope some receive combinations to lock boxes and titles to homes and autos! What madcap fun!!

[Clovis Sangrail]

6. that's fricken' BRILLIANT!

I've got to imagine these people are laughing hysterically with every sign up.