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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:45 PM
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Y'ever feel like a fart in a wind storm?
Call congress.

Protest.

Blog.

Vote.

Stay active in your community.

Talk to people.

Compliment good actions.

Complain about bad actions.

Rage.

Celebrate.

And for what?

More of the same ...... over and over and over.

We have had more than seven years of near continuous bad news.






And there's not a fucking thing we can do to change it.



Not




A




Fucking





Thing.
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:52 PM
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1. But if we all fart together, in the same direction...
we can make our own windstorm.

And light it on fire.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:52 PM
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4. gmta
;)
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:56 PM
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5. I suggest that...
We prepare by eating heaping portions of Sauerkraut and Bean Curry. We'll show them!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:05 PM
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9. I bought 50 cans of beenie weenies when they were on sale
:P
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:10 PM
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12. You...
Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 06:11 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
Are PREPARED! Locked and loaded. A death-dealing machine. I ain't messin' wid you!

I can see you now: Big sombrero, bandoliers loaded with cans of Beenie Weenies...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 08:10 PM
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15. Fired up and ready to go!
Snort! :rofl:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:52 PM
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2. When enough of us fart, we will BE the wind storm. Then...
...LOOK OUT!!!
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:52 PM
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3. No. But sometimes I SMELL like one. NT
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:58 PM
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6. Protests mean nothing in the age of manufactured consent
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:02 PM
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8. Or in an Inverted Totalitarianism.
(see my 3rd signature link for elaboration)

I absolutely agree with you. There is only one proper way to protest Bushies or Nazis.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:07 PM
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11. bookmarking for your third link! Thanks
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:35 PM
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14. True that
That is why I am an Anarchist at heart.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:00 PM
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7. Actually, I feel like a fart trapped in a sofa cushion
Just waiting for the right person to sit on me.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:07 PM
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10. I feel like a match in a fart storm.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 06:13 PM
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13. "Have you ever felt like the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes"



George Goble made Johnny Carson bust a gut with that line.



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