Cheney reveals he was kicked out of kindergarten.»

[babylonsister]

I wonder if he set someone's pigtails on fire, or dunked them in an inkwell.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/12/cheney-reveals-he-was-kicked-out-of-kindergarten/

Cheney reveals he was kicked out of kindergarten.»

It’s common knowledge that Vice President Dick Cheney had a less-than-stellar record at Yale, where he left — or was kicked out — after two years. Today, Cheney revealed on Chaz and A.J. in the Morning’s radio show that he attended two kindergartens because “I got kicked out of one school and had to go to the other one.” Cheney’s interviewer retorted, “Well, you showed them, huh?”

[aquart]

1. Think if they'd gotten him help at the time...

Hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive?

[NMDemDist2]

2. asshole since he was in diapers eh?? no shock there.... n/t

[spanone]

3. killed his classmates and profited from their deaths

[BeHereNow]

4. He probably killed the class pet- gerbil, hamster, human- makes no difference to him.

Darth Death- homicidal tendencies revealed before age 5.

BHN

[whistle]

5. Looking up girl's skirts

[Monk06]

6. Too bad Ritalin hadn't been invented yet. In his case it would have accomplished something.

[Vickers]

7. He probably shot some kid in the face...

...o course the kid apologized later.

:eyes:

Amazing how proud he is of his failures....and on that scale he has much to be "proud" of.

[leftofthedial]

8. he shot his nap buddy in the face

[sam sarrha]

9. PROBABLY PIMPING OUT HIS LITTLE SISTER..

[zbdent]

10. what, he shot a fellow student in the face there, too?

did the kid grow up to be a lawyer who liked to go hunting, also?

[mcctatas]

11. I got kicked out of the Brownies....

For not praying. To this day, I'm not sure if prayer was supposed to be part of the whole thing or if it was just something our brownie leader dreamed up to torture the kid with hippy parents :shrug: