I dedicate this song to us.

[originalpckelly]

Chestnuts roating on an open flamewar.
George Bush nipping at our nose
Annual bullshit being sung by a liar
And folks dressed up like slutty hos

Everybody knows some tofu and some nicotine
Help to make the forum bright
Tiny botz with their keyes all aglow
Will find it hard to beep tonight

They know that Satan's on his way
He's loaded lots of boys
And goodies on his slay
And every mother's child is gonna try
To see if chemtrails really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Flamewar! Merry Flamewar! Merry Flamewar to...You!