Without my DUzys

[Botany]

Without my DUzys
I am feeling kind of woozy

When it comes to the end of the week
Jeff lets us all take a peak
and we laugh so hard we have to take a leak

but now the DUzy time has come and gone
I shall be sad as I mow my lawn

I keep looking around the old internet
but I find nothing as of yet
I did find a youtube of Elton doing Benny and the Jet

If the Duzy do come back to old DU
I would be as happy as a cow in a meadow
and I would moo
BTW a Holstein is a Kosher cow raised by a Jew.

[gateley]

1. SELF DELETE -

I wrote a poem, too, and realized I'd pretty much plagiarized yours. Withdrawing from the competition. :blush:

[Botany]

2. Put it back up!

It was much better than mine.

At least it followed "the rules" of poetry.

It had beauty and depth
I have no doubt
that it would be liked by "the Jeff"

[gateley]

7. "..beauty and depth..."???

:rofl:

Nah, yours is much better -- I know Jeff will love it!

[Botany]

11. Post it again and post it now

It made me laugh like the comedy of Margaret Cho.

[gateley]

12. Although it came from the depths of my soul

and make a profound impact on my emotional state of being, I'm having trouble remembering what I wrote. I'll think on it....

[malta blue]

3. no more DUzy's?

:scared:

What's going on?

[greenbriar]

4. I think it is just a break due to the media personality death

I am sure it will be back next week

[malta blue]

5. phew.

thanks

:hi:

[Uben]

6. What?

No DUzys and now you are bored?

Come on, it's just an award.

If you're feelin shitty,

Just write something witty,

And your happiness will be soon restored!

[gateley]

8. ...

:thumbsup: !!

[Botany]

9. Thanx so much for trying

I have been sad but not to the point of crying.

What can I say I am a sucker for snark
or walking with Stephanie Miller at the "bark park."

Bad poetry can be like a really strong drug
some of us need somebody to say no
and give us a hug.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. ~

:hug:

































now quit already ! :yoiks: :D

[Uben]

13. Okay, I gave it a try...

I was afraid you'd break down and cry!

If its a hug you request,

A gal might be best,

You see, I'm still a straight guy!

[Botany]

16. HMMMM

A hug is not sex
be it from a man or woman or even my ex

So go ahead hug another dude
because to turn him down is kinda rude

But thanx for keeping it real
Mr. Straight Guy
Because us manly men need to cop a feel

[lame54]

14. Who needs DUzy's...

Who needs DUzy's:shrug:
I rarely win
but week after week
I come back again

I scan down the screen
To look for my name
But it's never there
Where's my DUzy fame

Wait, there it is
But it's not in blue
I'm just a set-up
For a zinger or two

A long list of people
Who make me a jerk
With their clever comebacks
to discredit my work

They eat me up
Like a chub of salami
I can't take it no more
I want my mommy:cry:

But, don't listen to me
It's all in jest
'Cause JeffR and the DUzy's
are clearly the best:headbang:

[Botany]

15. DU rules state that salami threads are bannned

"They eat me up
Like a chub of salami
I can't take it no more
I want my mommy"

[lame54]

17. Well, I'd better hide it then