Post your unfounded rumors in this thread.

[Bucky]

But please, don't just write down any old idle speculation here. I want to reserve this thread for examples of idle speculation with some real buzz behind them. You know the stuff--Bloomberg for Vice President on both parties' tickets, Bush set to start bombing Venezuela in mid-October, NSA psy-ops planning to disrupt the next G-8...

Gimme your quality stuff, dudes.

.

[NewJeffCT]

1. With McCain down 15-17 points in the polls in October

there will be staged terror attacks in the US (Operation Northwoods redux) and Bush will implement marshall law and cancel the elections.

[Nye Bevan]

13. Yes- we are due for some hysterical "elections will be canceled" threads

like this one http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1895215

[Ian David]

2. Gannon and Scotty sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G! n/t

[flvegan]

3. McCain is actually made of cheese.

[Rosemary2205]

30. I double dare you - no I triple DOG dare you

to pull his finger.

[kenny blankenship]

34. Oh no. We'd be here all night

[mmonk]

4. Cheney will get a heart transplant in hopes he will become human.

[whistle]

5. Internet charges will be based on minutes and megabytes transferred

...I see bankruptcies and foreclosures against internet users who won't be able to pay their monthly user charges

[Boojatta]

6. Pope Benedict XVI is in the closet now, but he's planning to

move to California and become the new governor of California, with Arnold Schwarzenegger as his deputy. Pope Benedict XVI plans to bring troops from the Vatican City nation state to help train and lead rural California militias. The combined Vatican-City-California military forces will then march on Washington, replace Cheney with Schwarzenegger and force every American to use a wide stance in airport washroom stalls.

[Bucky]

7. Ben Vernacke is really Robin Williams breaking in a new character

To make the character more believeable, he actually sawed off his own left thumb.

[tularetom]

8. My daddy, "Big Tom" taught me never to traffic in rumors

Think I'll write a book about him.

[L. Coyote]

9. Republicans will stop killing liberals in 2012.

Italy: Judge issues 140 arrest warrants in "Plan Condor" case. Bush NOT YET indicted.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2528536&mesg_id=2528536

George Bush Sr. May Face Charges: Conspiring to Kidnap and Murder Political Activists
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2459135

[islandmkl]

10. my dog and my cat BOTH know EVERYTHING that is going to happen in the next 5 YEARS:

politics, economies, commodities, culture, markets, fashion...EVERYTHING!!

and they will not tell me...little bastids....

[meegbear]

11. If you cough, sneeze and fart at the same time, you'll die

[CrispyQ]

12. Best one yet!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

14. Actually, I've tested this

Not laboratory conditions, unfortunately. I was sneeze farting and threw a cough in just to see what would happen. I didn't die, but the lack of spontaneity may have inadvertantly Heisenberged my results.

[11 Bravo]

15. I thought you needed an orgasm in the mix in order to actually croak.

[MinM]

16. The Summit: Friday, June 20th at 7/6c

and Saturday, June 21st at 7/6c on ION TV
http://www.ionline.tv/movies.php

Speaking of "NSA psy-ops planning to disrupt the next G-8...". That is the basic scenario that plays out in The Summit

On ION TV (formerly PAX TV) this weekend.

[safeinOhio]

17. Some see

a box of corn flakes hitting $12.00 and a can of baked beans at $5.50., anything can happen.

[Swamp Rat]

18. McCrashy was a great pilot.

[xiamiam]

21. good one swamp rat..good article re many crashes over at rawstory today..nt

[Swamp Rat]

27. Where?

I just looked at the home page and through one month's worth of articles in the archives, but could not find it. Can you post a link? thanx.

[xiamiam]

29. sorry it wasn't at raw..lead story at huffington post..here is the link..nt

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-klein/mccains-secret-questionab_b_107409.html

[Swamp Rat]

31. In the words of a veteran:

http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/cin_mysticalmccain.htm

Video (Colonel Earl Hopper):
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/cin_hopper_video.htm

[Carnea]

19. Other teams are letting the Devil Rays win so they can get thier new stadium. nt

[MrMonk]

20. Bush will attack Iraq (or there will be a terrorist attack in the U.S.)

if it looks like Obama will walk away with the Presidency.

(I have no sense of humor this morning.)

[auburngrad82]

22. Karl Rove is not Bush's Brain

Bush has no brain. Bush is Rove's ventriloquist dummy.

[helderheid]

23. Robb is a dingbat

[Rosemary2205]

24. Barack Obama fathered 2 BLACK children.

series.

[Bucky]

28. I heard that one! Apparently the mother of his children was *already married*!!

As if that's not bad enough, the evidence suggests that he crossed state lines just to be with her. That perv!

[DearAbby]

25. McCain is really

Alvin of the Chipmunks, older and at a slower speed. I have this based on an excellent source.

[slackmaster]

26. Obama said "This is the greatest nation the world has ever known. I want to change it."

:hi:

[libodem]

32. Someone will publish the actual numbers

for unemployment, inflation, and gross domestic product and they will be sent to Gitmo, for international terrorism. Oh-oh, one more job loss. That move will tip the unemployment scale to 10%.

[libodem]

33. My new nic-name will be threadkill

:silly: :crazy: :argh:

[TheWatcher]

35. Lakers in 7.

:hide:

[asdjrocky]

36. Grrrrrrrr

[TheWatcher]

38. Sorry, I just could not resist.

:)

[asdjrocky]

40. Lol, I thought it was against the rules for a Dem to like the Lakers.

[TheWatcher]

41. ::Laughs:: I'm actually a Celtics fan. :)

I suppose I was feeling a bit mischievous. :)

[asdjrocky]

43. Go green or go home!

[TheWatcher]

44. And Thus the 17th Banner is hung.

World Champs.

Somewhere in the Great Hereafter, my Grandfather is smiling. :)

[asdjrocky]

46. My Dad is sure getting a kick out of this!

[kenny blankenship]

37. Tim Russert is not dead - far from it!

A big chunk of his options in Genocidal Extermination corp. vested, and he bought an island --Madagascar since none of the larger ones are currently on the market-- to rule over as his private principality. He was essentially forced out of his "blue collar job" by peer pressure. It didn't look right anymore for him to keep working -- you have to pay taxes if you're paid a salary and if there's one thing worse and less clubbable in his set than voting for taxes it's agreeing to pay them. After a certain number of zeros pile up to the left of the decimal on your financial statement you run out of excuses. Hence the staged sudden death.

[merh]

39. merh to win the powerball

:smoke:

























what :shrug: it could happen, it could.

[nadinbrzezinski]

42. We will bomb Iran, either before the transfer of power if they cannot

steal it, or after McCain takes over

It MIGHT be nuclear too

[Cerridwen]

45. It's only an unfounded rumor mind you...

but I have heard, from a reliable source and some people, that I, yes, that is correct I...










































will acquire a sense of humor.



It is, however, as noted, unfounded and as yet, unsourced.

[Spooky_D]

47. "Some people are saying" that major corporations...

...will be hiring their own private military forces to wage war on the oil barons who are eating into their profits.

[Gabi Hayes]

48. Oswald acted alone

Ruby shot him to make Jackie feel better

[dkofos]

49. Scotty Mcclellan has a blue dress in his closet with pResidential &

vice pResidenial body fluids on it.

[seabeyond]

50. i hear GD is turning into the LOUNGE?..... hmmmmm. n/t