Guess the marriage to my wife is doomed now

[The Straight Story]

Gay marriage is legal in CA finally.

According to the RW it has destroyed my marriage and values/life.

Any minute now I will leave my tall, beautiful, red headed wife for some guy somewhere. I don't have a choice I guess.

My daughter? Well she never needed me anyway I suppose, I can't help it all anymore.

Idiots.

:rofl:

[Orrex]

1. Just make sure that he's tall, red headed, and beautiful

You know, to minimize the adjustment for your daughter.

[readmoreoften]

2. won't somebody think of the children

[EFerrari]

3. What you lose in heterosexuality, you'll gain in window treatments.

Look on the bright side. :)

[proud patriot]

4. I love my "straight but not narrow " bumper sticker

I think gay marriage makes my straight marriage stronger .


I too am Californian as is my partner though he was born in Iowa.

[MadMaddie]

5. I am just guessin that some of the protesters marriages are not

faring too well and I bet their kids are doing too well either.

It's time for us to shute them up and shut them down and tell them to go take care of their marriages and families.

[hedgehog]

6. Gay marriage is legalized in California, and my husband leaves me and goes to England!

He's coming back next week after he finishes up at the plant there and stops by the plant in Switzerland!

[Kutjara]

7. I too have had my sexual orientation...

...realigned by the malevolent influence of the "gay field." I first felt it tugging at my innermost instincts yesterday, but by today it had become an almost overwhelming force that threatens to make me throw myself at the first man who crosses my path.

Fortunately, my wife understands. "That's ok, I was beginning to get bored of you, anyway," she comforted me.

[mcctatas]

8. My husband said (about the CA decision)....

Good, I think everyone should have the chance to experience the horrors of marriage....

I plan on letting him out of the basement when he promises to behave;)

[truedelphi]

9. My husband and I have refurbished the fallout shelter

Awaiting the moment that the gay mobs storm our rural outpost.


We will smell the charring wood on the burning crosses, that we cannot help but imagine will stretch out on our front gravel (In Cetnral California, even us straight people don't have lawns - it's too dry and too hot.)

No matter what tortures they will bring to us, we plan on defending our right to live in obscurity, true pure heterosexual obscurity.

When the Nancy boys attempt to pull him from my grip, I trust that my husband will cling to me. No matter what the Fates will bring to us, whenever it should go down, it will be me and him, and him and me.

If only it did not have to end this way!!

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Mr kt and I were worried. But we woke up this morning, the sky did fall in, and we're still married.

Our anniversary is coming up on the 28th, so the jury isn't in yet... but if we can make it eleven more days... we'll probably be ok.

[JohnnyLib2]

11. I need some sex education here.

Just what is going to happen to our (straight) marriage, anyway? And won't BigPharm produce a pill for it soon? Very trick concept, this "threat" thing. :shrug:

[Mz Pip]

12. Me, too.

33 years. My life is in ruins. My marriage is a sham. Hubby decided to run off with a Gay male stripper. The Rwers were right. They are out to destroy us. :sarcasm:

[Sal Minella]

20. The one that's going to be hard for me to watch is the next-door neighbors, married fifty years.

Seems such a shame that the gay people are going to break that one up by getting married themselves, you know?

[LordJFT]

13. you think you have it bad

I'm not even married yet, and probably won't be before same-sex marriage becomes legal in New York, which means I will never know what is like to be in a loving marriage untainted by the homosexual agenda.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

14. Next gays will destroy the sanctity of divorce

The horror!

[Lex]

15. Why do the right-wingers have so little faith in heterosexuality?

I don't get that at all.

[rucky]

16. You may as well just replace that picture with Judy Garland right now.

[The Straight Story]

18. Or Barbara Streisand

:)

I just don't get how two people who have the same genitals getting married is supposed to affect me. But since it is supposed to I guess I might as well let it and accept that my marriage is doomed.

I feel the sudden urge to buy antiques and get my dog groomed.... :rofl: ah, the rw and their stereotypes and fear.

If they really think gay marriage is gonna mess up what the wife and I have, then they are truly more sick than I ever thought.

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Oh wait, does this mean ten years down the drain?

Oh well...

I am with you....

They can STFU it

[dbackjon]

19. I know a couple of lesbians that have already called dibs on your wife

And if you need help on embracing your new gay orientation, we can help.

[The Straight Story]

21. Oddly enough

She still has a thing for men, I just don't think the impact of gay marriage has hit her yet :)

Any day now I expect her to leave me for a woman, because the RW has made sure to tell us all how evil gay marriage is and how it will destroy folks like my best friend and his lover of about 13 years.

I am already thinking about Johnny Depp and I never did before. Amazing how it all worked out.... :rofl:

[chknltl]

22. Poor Larry Craig...maybe he could wear a dress.

It just might fool the gay hoards who will surely be marching on Idaho with the sole intent of destroying all 'normal' marriages like his. Just to be safe he might try painting his truck* pink and removing the fake gun-racks.

* Oh c'mon now...who here thinks LARRY CRAIG drives something other than a gas guzzling pick-up truck with fake gun-racks?

[xchrom]

23. our work here is done -- all right guys -- start unloading the pannini grills! nt

[Unrepentant Fenian]

24. Whoa!....

Whoa, stop, wait a minute, I did some checking and found out that they made it legal, not mandatory, so all the right wingers can relax (if that's possible).

[Cerridwen]

25. I hear it has something to do with the time/space continuum...

otherwise, why would Sulu be doing it? Hmmm? Think about THAT.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

:think:


Okay, I lose. I can't keep a "straight" face for this post.

:rofl: