caption * surfing the internets!

[Bravo Zulu]

[AlCzervik]

1. Peruvian blue flake delivery--enter.

[Brigid]

8. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have our winner already! And a DUzy candidate too! :rofl:

[jgraz]

2. Aw crap -- that Skinner guy banned me again.

[jwirr]

13. LOL

[orleans]

34. (love your sig line!) n/t

[proud patriot]

56. ROFL

:rofl: I wonder :think: nah...

[Dark]

3. Where do the intunets tubes come out?

n/t

[begin_within]

4. g-u-k-e-r-t ....(enter).... crap.

[calimary]

32. ROFLMAO!!!

And he probably wouldn't remember how to spell it, at that.

[Kerrytravelers]

5. I wonder where they keep all the tubes on this Internets. Hehehe.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. "Error message: this President has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"

[newmajority]

7. Nah, he was trying to use "Microsoft Oval Office"

[Raine1967]

10. BEST RESPONSE EVAH!!!

OMG! :rofl:

[Vickers]

35. omg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

47. !!!

:spray:

[Anexio]

9. Ms. Pacman is a terrorist, let's get her next.

.

[gulliver]

11. There. It was just an IRQ conflict. It's fine now.

[cliffordu]

27. ROFL Very nice!!!!

[MiniMe]

36. He's working up to an IRN conflict next

[Drum]

12. ...

[Teaser]

14. he is hip, he is with it...

[Rex]

15. Hello! Hello! I want a happy meal! Make sure the toy is

some kinda car/eraser...I like to erase a lot.

[RaVeN_MeaD]

16. This fool could bearly turn on his PC in early 2000...

When he was having problems with his Bell South DSL Account. It was kinda creepy when he called in, but you can't mistake a voice like that....even then.

[jgraz]

20. But could he spell "barely"?

:P

[RaVeN_MeaD]

23. It didn't come up lol

[jgraz]

24. A fundamental law of internet forums

Your chance of making a dumb spelling error goes up exponentially if you're making fun of someone else's stupidity.

[MiniMe]

38. I'm sure one of the Secret Service contingent turned it on for him

[rucky]

17. "R-U-S-S-...

I-A-N_M-I-D-G-E-T-S_X-X-X"

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. Watch me blow up Iran! heh heh!

[dorkulon]

19. "What's that mean, 'most loathsome people in Amurkah?' "

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. When are all of these people gonna get it?

My first name is George, not "Fuck". And there's no exclamation mark after my last name either.

[SammyWinstonJack]

48. ...

:spray:

[Bright Eyes]

22. "Huh. So they have the internet on computers now?"

[Warren DeMontague]

25. This is what he's doing:

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

[DearAbby]

26. "mmm'kay"

"google....evangelical Christian P O R N"


enter

[PBS Poll-435]

28. Your Search Returned...

a BRAZILLION results.

[and-justice-for-all]

29. "I'm gonna getcha Earl G and that lil Skinner too...hehehe.

wait, this dang on?"

[Monk06]

30. One finger typist. Figures.

[Solly Mack]

31. "Where's the any key?"

[krispos42]

33. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[Vickers]

37. "OK, I gotta try this for myself..." m-i-s-e-r-a-b-l-e - f-a-i-l-u-r-e

:P

[SammyWinstonJack]

50. ...

:spray:

[MiniMe]

39. Does this thing get Pong?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. mememe.iwannabeking.now

:)

[Sydnie]

41. Sir, the library is closing now. Save your game and you can come back tomorrow

n/t

[peekaloo]

42. based on his "typing" skilz ( a hunt'n pecker) I'd say he's looking at porn.

:hide:

[texas1928]

43. 10 print Geeorgee is awsume

20 goto 10


that is his extent of his knowledge.


OR...


He got this in his e-mail
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[madinmaryland]

44. "Maybe the Googles will tell me how much a brazilian is"

[dembotoz]

45. wow--nude picture of karl rove and and my dog???!!!!!

[smokey nj]

46. "I wanna see if I won a DUzy this week."

[jgraz]

49. "hmmm... top ten conservative idi...DAMMIT"

[smokey nj]

52. "Caption *? I don't get it."

[jgraz]

53. "What's with the aster.. uh... star? Don't these folks know my name is spelled ..uh .. B-U-H-S ?"

"I mean, come on. It's only like five letters."

[Bravo Zulu]

57. * is from the doonesbury comic strip

Gary Trudeau and * were class mates in college, so he knows the real *, he put a helmet on * though?

[gatorboy]

51. "Where's Global Thermonuclear War on this sucker? Heh heh heh!!"

[lame54]

54. S-H-I-Z-E-R...click..."Laura, how could you?"

[IDemo]

55. Dubya dubya dubya dot Dubya dot dip

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

58. How do I get Fox News on this here TV set?

[MzNov]

59. Laura!! Laura May!!! How Do I type in the Big Box??

I'm trying to send this dern email and I just cain't fit it all in that little subject hole.

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce: