Breaking: Memorial Day moved to May 7th

[itsrobert]

The president of GE announces Memorial Day will now be observed on May 7th in memory of Tim Russert and his birthday. Also, Jefferson Memorial will be flipped by ARMANDO MONTELONGO and redone as the Tim Russert Memorial. Teddy Roosevelt will be replaced by Tim Russert on Mount Rushmore. All first born males in 2009 will be named Tim and all first born females will be named Timi.

[islandmkl]

1. to avoid any confusion, twins, triplets, any format of multiple childbirth...

will result in the first child ONLY being allowed the Tim/Timi name...any accompanying births must be either put up for adoption or sent to...well, we'll see where the Immigration folks want to send them...