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Mr. President, I'd like to introduce you to... -> JIM
Hi, Mr. President?
Hello. Always nice to see you, -> JIM You know, the mainspring of this country, wound up as tight as it is, is guaranteed for the life of the watch. And who's watching? People like you, -> JIM
Right on.
And you, -> BARNEY People who are alerted and unafraid to waste the little time that I've scheduled for your question.
Awwww, shoot, Mr. President...
State short question.
Wellll, Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders again! They stole my food stamps and sold them to the rats, and I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help, but the snakes is guardin' it for the cockroaches! I go back upstairs, but the spiders has jammed the police lock! I ain't been inside for a week, and I know my that wife is sleepin' with the bees! Oh...
Could you state that as a question, please?
Well, sure, Mr. President! Where can I get a job?
Many busy executives ask me, "What about the Job Displacement Market Program in the city of the Future?"
That's right!
Well, count on us to be there, -> JIM Because if we're lucky tomorrow...
Awwwwwwww, he's jiving me again...ohhhhh...
we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again.
Shit...no...
<< APPLAUSE >>
Thank you for question. Exit left to Funway.
All that wing and that go went around... (???)
Mr. President, I'd like to introduce you to... -> BARNEY
Hello. Always glad to talk to you, -> BARNEY
Ah - me, Sir? Well, I just want to...
You know, when you clock the human race with the stopwatch of History, it's a new record every time.
Ah, that's a cute story, Mr. President, but I...wan...
And who wins? And who loses? People like you, -> BARNEY
Well...
And you, -> UH, CLEM People who are alter...
Stop, stop, Mr. President, please stop! Now, I know it means nothing to you, I'm only a clone, but you've got such a wonderful job and you're doing it so well. You know, we Bozos have a saying: "When you put on the nose, it grow...
Could you state that as a question?
It grow...
REDO Thank you very much, -> BARNEY
Ah...
You'll be getting a handsome simulfax copy of your own words in the mail soon...
No...
...and my reply.
Oh, by golly...
<< APPLAUSE >>
Mr. President...
Thank you for question.
You're beneficent...
Exit right to Funway.
Oh - ah, yes, Sir. Hey Harryette, how ya doin'?
Fine, how are you?
Mr. President, I'd like to introduce you to... -> UH, CLEM
Hello. Always nice to see you, -> UH, CLEM You know, the springhead of this country, wound...
Uh, alright, stop, Mr. President - Mr. President, stop, please. Now listen to me - this is Worker speaking. Hello.
Hello. How are ya? State maintenance question.
Uh, fine, thanks, no, no. README DOCTOR MEMORY.
AMRAD is not sure I understand you fully. Could you state that as a question, please?
README DOCTOR MEMORY?
SYSDAT DIRECT READOUT UPTIME 901 I have been awake for 9 hours...
Hey, maaan, ask him a question!
Shh!
...1 minute, 44 seconds.
Good, good...
AMULFAC SHUFFLE TIME: Less than 1% of Freight Drain LOGFILE: 5 jobs, 2 detached MINIMUM ENTRY GATEWAY:
Equalimit? So boring...
Totally balance National Debt, 3, 4, 5, 6 boxcars. GATE TO CLOSE
Okay, alright, you're doing fine - but, uh, this is a Flip-Flop, Springhead.
Flip-Flop?
"Flip-Flop?" What is this "Flip-Flop?"
Right. Now, I'm gonna ask you a question that you won't be able to answer.
I'm not sure I understand you fully. LOGOUT RUNOFF MEMORY A: The system is less energetic if domains of opposite direction alternate. BM READ: MACNAM PMP READ: MACNAM
What is he TALKING about?
PASSWORD: Maximum Output Resource Yield ILLEGAL ENTRY Try again.
Yes, we're going to try again. Open your Gate, Doctor.
SYS...POP...
That's right...
DAD...BOB...MOM... MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yes, yes...
PIP...DAD...DUD...
It's repeating, it's repeating...
It's got little squinty eyes out...
DID...MO... MAAAAAA MEM...MAHAM...
MEM. MEM.
MEM...MEM...MEM...MEM...MEM...
MEMORY.
DIRECT READOUT: DOCTOR MEMORY -> UH, CLEM
Thank you, thank you. Now, now, Doctor, I'm speaking to you, Doctor...
MMMMMMMMMMM?
Something the Leprechauns asked me when I was a sprout in Indiana has always puzzled me. Uh, Doctor? Question. Evaluate.
MMMMMMMMMMM...
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
What is he talking about? LAUGH RUN AWAY What's going on in there, man? I don't know, man... The Doctor makes NO readout. READ UNHAPPY MACNAM UNHAPPY MACNAM SYSDAT UPTIME 901 I have been awake for 9 hours... Hey man, go in there... Oh, come on... Man, go inside there... No, no... 2 minutes, 36 seconds... EMR AT ANSIT PIER This is a sickness. I think he broke it, man...
{Snippet of Spanish}
I'm as TIRED OF IT as you are, and I hope THAT our children...
Get the guard.
Hey, I don't know, man, I think he's gonna break it, uh?
will COME TO love us AGain in some BETTER world than this.
Aw, damn...
<< APPLAUSE >>
Thank you for question. Exit center to Funway.
Okay, it's me now, uh? What did you do to him, man...? Okay...
Mr. President, I'd like to introduce you to... -> UH, CLEM
No, maaaaaaaan! Illegal character in line. No, it's not Clem, man! RUBOUT Go away. What's happening? Just a second, will you, please? I'm sorry, this ride is closed.
This ride is closed?!
Exit center to FUN AT ODD OOOOOOOUUUUUU...
I - I've been waiting for 10 minutes from here to listen to the President talk to me! What's happening? I think he broke - hey, Paolo? He broke the President! I'm gonna get my wife...
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