PHOTO: Would somebody kindly tell me what is going on in this photo?

[Bluebear]

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, talks to the EU Foreign policy chief Javier Solana, prior to a conference on Palestinian security, legal and penal reform at the Foreign Ministry in Berlin Tuesday, June 24, 2008.

[Rick Myers]

1. Solana is doing an old Kids in the Hall bit!

I crush your head...

[unapatriciated]

24. Sweet...

[DS1]

2. A hand gesture to convey size or scale

[Bluebear]

5. Of her nose!?

[DS1]

12. No. Of an X-Wing fighter

[Throd]

3. It's the old "I am crushing your head" bit from Kids In The Hall.

[DefenseLawyer]

18. 30 Helens agree. n/t

[AlCzervik]

4. He's advising her on heel height.

[Bluebear]

6. LMAO!

[krispos42]

27. Good one!

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Condi finds it amusing when shown the actual size of her lover

[Clark2008]

8. "I head Boosh was only this big. I also heard you can confirm this."

[libodem]

9. Penile reform?

[InternalDialogue]

10. He's telling the bartender how much scotch he needs

after trying to converse with Condi.

[NeedleCast]

11. I love you this much?

[Solly Mack]

13. Solana: "Is it really that small?" - Condi: "Smaller"

[smoogatz]

14. "So you say Bush's penis is only this big? That would explain everything."

[pleah]

15. Solana "Mine is this big"

rotflmao!:rofl:

[sutz12]

16. That's the extent of EU support for your 'bomb Iran' plans. nt

[krispos42]

17. "So you see, Secratary Rice..."

"You hold your hand like so, then pinch the fingers together like this <pinch> and it looks like you're crushing the media photographer over there! Brilliant, no?"

"Minister Solana, I'm from America. We crush the media for real over there!" <gives evil glare to photographer and mouths "You're next.">

[KansDem]

19. "Now, blow...."

"DAMN! I forgot the tissue!"

[NewHampshireDem]

20. An interpretation of Bush's shrinking ...

approval rating?

[spanone]

21. 'i pinch off the presidents head'

[islandmkl]

22. "...imagine we have Iran right here between my fingers...

see how easy it will be to crush them into oblivion..."

[krispos42]

23. "Unlike your President, Secretary Rice..."

"... this is how much I won't be able to get into you!" <winks suggestively>

"Minister Solana, you might be surprised by my depth of person." <smiles knowingly>

<raises eyebrows> "Sounds like a fascinating discussion to have, Secretary Rice."

"You might want to clear your afternoon schedule, Minister Solana." <licks lips>

<sucks in breath through his teeth>"Done!"





/Damn, I'm a perv...

[BuyingThyme]

25. The dude thinks Condoleezza's head is a bowling ball.

[iamahaingttta]

26. "Your husba... umm... the president...

...has a penis that long?"