Which of these three has the best .......

[Stinky The Clown]

..... tan?

Person A


Person B


Person C





Bonus Essay Question:
Which of these tans was accomplished without the use of lotions, ointments, dyes, or massage-parlor-turned-tanning-'spa'?

[AlCzervik]

1. a and c are one tan away from being negatives.

as for B, his tan came from strapping his dog to the roof.

[polichick]

2. They all look pretty fake, but Mitt's looks less fake.

[dysfunctional press]

3. person D

winner of the George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open

[lame54]

4. I say person E...

[Fuzz]

5. I saw a chair like that in a cigar shop once.

[dysfunctional press]

7. it looks like she's wearing brown leather pants.

and to think that she's only 27...imagine what it'll be like when she's 50.

[merci_me]

6. Being serious about a fun question.....(a) Crist

First, Hamilton is famous for his fake tan and Romey is generations of "purely white" as his hand attests. Crist on the other hand lives in Florida, where tans "happen" and he's of Greek/Lebanese decent. Too bad he's a repuke.

[corkhead]

8. this one gets my vote:

nevermind, dupe...:dunce:

[pacalo]

9. Locking: Flamebait.

:evilgrin:

[pacalo]

10. Hey, I was just kidding -- I'm not a moderator! Carry on.