ROFL!!! Keith wants us to vote in this poll

[CatWoman]

:rofl:

http://www.newsweek.com/id/143058

[gateley]

1. EDIT - never mind. Voted for the Voice of Insanity. nt

[CatWoman]

6. poll is on that page

at the top

[gateley]

10. Thanks -- I posted too soon -- finally loaded. :-) nt

[Rue]

2. I voted for

"A Deep Barking Voice of Inanity," since O'Reilly is fast becoming that.

[lonestarnot]

8. I wish that one would have been the steaming pile!

[PDJane]

3. for keith.........

of course.

[lonestarnot]

4. Done!

:rofl:

[Old and In the Way]

5. Just did...tough choice A or B

Had to go with my gut and B, though.

[muntrv]

7. Done. I chose "a large bag of gas who's no hannity."

[Old and In the Way]

9. Lets get this on greatest page.

[islandmkl]

11. 'steaming' gets my vote every time...

[bdamomma]

12. done

[Patsy Stone]

13. Love the Hannity joke

But I went with A.

:hi:

[Faygo Kid]

14. K&R?? Yer darned tootin'. Us hill folk would have it no other way.

As Cousin Roy would say, hi-laireeous.

But we don't cotton to no fancy city slickers like that O'Reilly feller here on DU.

We know how to deal with 'em. And Granny knows how to cook up a mess o' them loofahs, too.

[CatWoman]

15. LOL

You sound just like Granny :rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

17. I AM Granny. I "channel" her. Now, do I hafta tonic you, like Miz Drysdale?

It seems to me that there is a POWERFUL spell on ya, honey. Now, jes come over here to the still - I mean, my medicine cabinet - with sweet, harmless ol' Granny . . .

[CatWoman]

21. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DOGGIE!! :)

[TheDebbieDee]

16. Other - The Long, Wide Loofah of Insanity.............

[bluedeminredstate]

19. ROFL!!

That's hysterical!! How can a person not crack-up at the loofah punchline? It's a gift that keeps on giving!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

27. Balding Insult to Profanity, Walking Crime against Humanity,

Knuckleheaded nightly calamity --

:rofl:

[newmajority]

18. Here's another title: "Falafel sandwich to go. Hold the gayonnaise!"

If you don't get the "gayonnaise" joke, watch this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCJo8MCwwnU

Oh, and don't forget my ice tea, motherfucker!!

[opihimoimoi]

20. LUMP is winning at 47%

[CatWoman]

23. Hi, Opi

:hi:

[opihimoimoi]

29. Hey there Girl.....

:hi: :toast:

[LiberalAndProud]

22. Such excellent choices! 2224 responses so far.

A Big Steaming Lump of Male Vanity 47%
A Deep Barking Voice of Inanity 24%
A Large Bag of Gas Who's No Hannity 29%

[CatWoman]

24. I voted for "lump"

it appears that it's winning :rofl:

[pacalo]

25. I go for this one...

"A Bold Fresh Piece of sHumanity"

[EFerrari]

26. I hope Keith is on the air for fifty years

just to twit that lump. lol

[orleans]

28. done! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. I dId It lIvE! F**kIt!!!

:D

[Rhiannon12866]

31. LOL! I forgot about this! Thanks for the reminder!

I chose #3 because I think "gasbag" describes O'Reilly the best, but all three are pretty good, not a bad choice in the lot... :rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

32. darn, my pick isnt on there

"F@!# IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

[chknltl]

33. Kieth forgot the 'Angry Barking Spider with a plus 4 Breathweapon"...

...catagory. I am not sure but I may have seen one detailed in an early edition of the Monster Manual. It is a truly fearsome beast when encountered, best left to well armored Paladins! (Yes it's true, chknltl is an ex-dungeon-master, level-36 geek and not ashamed to say so.)

[norepubsin08]

34. Done!!!