How will Admiral McCombover vote on FISA, and how will he justify it?

[ColbertWatcher]

I've started this as a regular discussion thread (here), but I thought I'd post it as a poll too.

How do you expect Admiral McCombover to vote on the FISA bill now in the Senate, and what cowardly excuses will he use to justify it?

[Overseas]

1. John Sidney McCain III was only a CAPTAIN. Didn't make Admiral.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. How embarrassing for him.

And the very reason why I call him that--he could never be as good as his father or grandfather.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. He'll whip out a can of spinach, twirl his corncob pipe around and around and shout

"that's all I can stands, I can't stands no more". Who knows how he'll vote, but at least he'll get his periodic angry outburst over with.

[KamaAina]

4. Admiral McCombover!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. Bump.

[TahitiNut]

6. You mean Commodore McC*nt of the USS Trollop??

:evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

7. LOL! I use Admiral because he isn't, but his dad and granddad were. n/t

[TahitiNut]

9. Yes, but it's snarkier to say "Commodore" ...

... at least in a maritime 'culture.' In the naval services, a 'Commodore' is the senior officer in a fleet, no matter how small or large. He COULD be an ensign with seniority. Any officer who's responsible for a ship is called "Captain" aboard that ship no matter his/her actual rank. Similarly, the senior officer in command of a group of ships is called "Commodore" no matter his/her rank.

But so is the President of a Yacht Club. (think "Caddyshack") :evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Fair enough, but I still think Admiral is better...

Admiral is his personal failure; it's like calling a really dumb person "Einstein".

I could go with Admiral McC*nt of the USS Trollop, too.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Not an admiral, but rather a failed son

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3517937&mesg_id=3517937

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Which is why I mockingly call him Admiral.

It's kinda like when you call someone who royally screws up "Einstein".