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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:41 PM
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During these times, people of all faiths should remember these 4 religious Truths:


1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:44 PM
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1. I'd have to disagree with #4
In my neck of the woods they carpool to Hooters to save on gas. :evilgrin:
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:45 PM
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2. Glad I was raised Baptist.
Even gladder I got over it.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:47 PM
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3. You should add to #4,,,,,
"Or at the liquor store."
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The Stranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:49 PM
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4. Do Christians "recognize" Jews as "God's chosen people"?
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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 06:24 PM
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7. which god there are so many to choose from nt
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JerseygirlCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:52 PM
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11. Yes. nt
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balantz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:50 PM
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5. And Buddhists don't even bother with any of that nonsense. n/t
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:54 PM
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6. to quote Ray Wylie Hubbard:
"Buddha wasn't a Christian, but Jesus would have a made a good Buddhist..."
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 06:29 PM
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8. There is a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.....
O8) :evilgrin:
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:14 PM
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9. "Man is the only animal to have found the One True GOD...several of them." Mark Twain
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JerseygirlCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:52 PM
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10. LOL nt
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:58 PM
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12. Baptists: The reason liquor stores have backdoors
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:50 PM
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13. Kick.
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