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Wed Jun-25-08 04:41 PM
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During these times, people of all faiths should remember these 4 religious Truths: |
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1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:44 PM
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1. I'd have to disagree with #4 |
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In my neck of the woods they carpool to Hooters to save on gas. :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:45 PM
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2. Glad I was raised Baptist. |
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Even gladder I got over it.
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:47 PM
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3. You should add to #4,,,,, |
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"Or at the liquor store."
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:49 PM
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4. Do Christians "recognize" Jews as "God's chosen people"? |
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Wed Jun-25-08 06:24 PM
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7. which god there are so many to choose from nt |
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Wed Jun-25-08 07:52 PM
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:50 PM
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5. And Buddhists don't even bother with any of that nonsense. n/t |
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Wed Jun-25-08 04:54 PM
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6. to quote Ray Wylie Hubbard: |
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"Buddha wasn't a Christian, but Jesus would have a made a good Buddhist..."
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Wed Jun-25-08 06:29 PM
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8. There is a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning..... |
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Wed Jun-25-08 07:14 PM
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9. "Man is the only animal to have found the One True GOD...several of them." Mark Twain |
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Wed Jun-25-08 07:58 PM
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12. Baptists: The reason liquor stores have backdoors |
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