If you were Ralph Nader, what would you do?

[ColbertWatcher]

If you were Ralph Nader, a man whose best days are long behind you, and the GOP paid you to talk every election season, how much would it take before you accepted their terms?

[robinlynne]

1. If I were Ralph Nader I would go back and take care of consumer reports. It's a mess!

[chknltl]

5. I was trying to think of a response...this one is far better than any...

...I came up with. I'd like to strongly second this suggestion! FIX Consumer Reports Ralph! :thumbsup:

[Duke Newcombe]

2. The phrase "play in traffic" springs to mind... n/t

Duke

[Fovea]

3. Do I get to sell them out with the last pre election

paycheck in the bank?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Drive a Corvair.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

6. If I was Ralph

I'd go find a quiet corner and fuck myself.

[Dukkha]

7. wet my pants and eat mush

[izquierdista]

8. Go yell at a cloud

[Virginia Dare]

9. Or pound sand....

better yet, yell at a cloud while pounding sand.

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Okay, you smarty-pantses...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3520951&mesg_id=3520951

[loyalkydem]

11. Listen to

"Carry on my wayward son" by Kansas and go get laid