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[Whoa_Nelly]

Yo! My gangsta name is Run Twit McFuckwad.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. I'm this many years old!

[Hydra]

2. "I have gas- don't worry if I knock a building over with it!"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Five dollars a gallon before I take my

next vacation.... ha ha, suckers!

[MrsBrady]

4. "Am I think as you drunk i are?" n/t

[MrsBrady]

8. or how about "i'm ivy leaf gradjimitated" n/t

[MrsBrady]

10. or "i'm hearing voices. god's talking again." n/t

[Drum]

5. "I have very small hands for a grown man...." nt

[flvegan]

6. Jazz hands. Can't go wrong with jazz hands.

[Downtown Hound]

7. Watch this everybody! I'm going to pull off my fake human skin

and reveal my inner Reptilian alien self.

[loveable liberal]

9. My fingers used to have 2 joints, now they are down to 1.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. No shit stains on this hand - thanks to the U.S. Constitution

[zeos3]

12. I just disappeared your rights...TADA!!!!!

[FloridaJudy]

13. Pull my finger.

Seriesly!!!11111!!!

[Vickers]

14. "I wish a bald man's head was right here."

:P

[krispos42]

15. Hey look, you can see his forehead tattoo...

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