Kid golfers, strippers share golf course

[gatorboy]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_fe_st/odd_kids_golf_strippers;_ylt=AlekudgQW9JiJMRIoW4XrXMuQE4F


BROOMFIELD, Colo. - A close encounter between flirtatious strippers and children playing in a golf tournament was the result of "mistiming," golf course officials said Tuesday as they apologized to parents.

The scantily clad women spilled out of a limousine as the youngsters were finishing their game as part of the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association tournament Monday. Tournament officials said they were not warned the strippers would be arriving before the end of the game for children, who ranged in age from 7 to 12.

The women were part of Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament to benefit breast cancer. The strippers were to serve as caddies to patron's of the strip club. A club manager said there were 144 golfers and 70 caddies.

A woman told KUSA-TV the event drew curious questions from her children, who asked her why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear. KUSA said the woman declined to be identified.

[Hydra]

1. WOOO!

Damn, and I missed it!!

[burythehatchet]

2. Each of the children's pediatricians have been contacted due to

erections lasting more than four hours.

[madinmaryland]

3. wrong thread.

[gatorboy]

6. Heh! I hate that I missed it.

[rpannier]

4. Were they wearing clothes?

Were they doing a strip tease when the children walked by them.

Because if they were wearing clothes and they weren't doing a striptease then this should be classified as a non-event.

But...there are people out there who would be "OUTRAGED...I say, I say...Totally Outraged!" (A Foghorn Leghorn moment)

[Hydra]

7. Foghorn ROCKS!

"You've gotta be a magician to keep a kid's attention 'more than two minutes nowadays."

[U4ikLefty]

5. I'm sure some of the 12 yr olds were swinging woods after that encounter.

[MercutioATC]

8. Does anybody else see the irony of (most likely) "augmented" strippers

working for a breast cancer charity event?

Yes, saline implants are relatively safe but many choose silicone for asthetic reasons.

[comtec]

13. Silicon has STILL not been proven harmful by peer review

hate to burst your implants, but it's true.
Silicon implants are just as safe as Saline, and "feel more natural".

That said, I prefer natural, real breasts no matter how they look :)

[Democratic Lawyer]

9. Holes in one. Back nine. Cleaning your balls. Oh, the innuendos

Golf and sex.

[Divine Discontent]

10. (head shaking)....

now THAT is an eye opener... "Shotgun Willie's", now there's a name for a golf tourney...

[Drum]

11. Re: 144 golfers, 70 caddies. You've gotta say this about the exotic dancers:

...if they can carry two golf-bags each for 18 holes of golf, they are damned strong.

[gatorboy]

12. That's horrible.

Carry just one bag 18 holes would lay out most of those guys. Did they walk each hole?

[tom_paine]

16. They MUST have had golf carts. Must have.

99.5% certain.

[slampoet]

14. self delete

[tom_paine]

15. Oh, those lucky lads! Why couldn't anything like that happen to ME when I was 10!

I feel like I missed out! :rofl:

(the girls in the group of kid golfers must have been a little weirded out, though)