It's Summertime...and the living is easy...

[kentuck]

Catfish are jumping... and the cotton is high.

And the Congressmen and Senators cannot wait to get out of town. It's vacation time, Baby! Do not bother us with questions about the Constitution or spying illegally on Americans. We don't have time for such trivial matters. The wife has everything packed and we're ready for our once-in-a-lifetime cruise to the Mediterranean. What do people think they pay us for? Do they think we never deserve a vacation? As soon as we return, we may have to vote ourselves another raise? These high gas prices and inflation are really taking a bite out of our fun times.

[ananda]

1. And..

"Thank you telecoms for making my luxury cruise
or vacation that much more.. well.. luxurious."

[Arctic Dave]

2. your daddy is rich and your mama is good looking,

I want to vote myself a raise too. All in favor say, "yea".

[Beausoleil]

3. Hush, little baby, don't you cry

Suck it up.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. Nice work if you can get it...

Screwing the citizenry and having them pay for it while you do.

[InkAddict]

5. More like, I got plenty of nothin'; nothin's plenty for me...

Got my gal; got my song;
Heaven the whole day long...