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[Kadie]

President Bush addresses the Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives' National Conference, Thursday, June 26, 2008, at a hotel in Washington.
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

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President Bush makes a statement on North Korea's nuclear program, Thursday, June 26, 2008, in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington.
(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[Buzz Clik]

1. "Nook yu ler. Noo clere. Nookie yer. Whatever. I call 'em nukes."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. #1 - People keep telling me to cock my head. Everyone I meet points and says "cock head"

[krispos42]

4. *snort*

LOL

[shugah]

16. *hearty guffaw* n/t

[TechBear_Seattle]

3. The first one: "Aw dammit, who cut my strings?"

Or maybe, "... here is my handle; here is my spout."

[Sal Minella]

5. #2 -- "Leave JimmyJeff GannonGuckert alone!!!"

[lame54]

6. #1 "What is that high pitched noise?"

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. For a moment I thought that you were referring to "Fail Safe".

:scared:

[hootinholler]

7. #1 Ooooh Shiney!

#2 Ooooh Shiney!

-Hoot

[Tim4319]

8. John McCain is my brother from another mother!

[LiberalAndProud]

9. I think somebody stole my marbles (pic 1)

Waaah... Somebody stole my marbles (pic 2)

[SergeyDovlatov]

10. #1 Oh my God! She is not wearing a bra.

[SergeyDovlatov]

11. #2 Sob .. I wanted to be remembered as the man of peace!

[Swamp Rat]

12. Here ya go:

:D

[BB1]

13. #1. US President Bush listens to the advise

of the little invisible man on his shoulder.

#2. US President Bush at a drama-meeting, tries to out-scare the pro's.

[Cirque du So-What]

14. Are you sure these aren't re-runs?

I could swear I've seen those exact same imbecilic expressions previously.

[Ian David]

15. The amazing thing isn't that he makes these faces.

The amazing thing is that the media has finally started publishing them.

[DearAbby]

18. First one..."Mama, I hear voices...sometimes they tell me to do eeevil things"

Second one...

"I don't wanna go huntin' wid you, Uncle Dick"

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. #1... "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?!?"

#2.... "Durp durpdurp durpdurp durp durp durpdurp durp"

(translation of #2: "Whaddaya mean I look like a chimp?"

[FlyingSquirrel]

20. 1. "Oop." 2. "Oop."

:shrug:

[FlyingSquirrel]

21. Seriously tho..

1. "I got the angel on this shoulder. Heh. Listenin' to him right now. Heh heh. He says, 'More God!' Heh heh heh."

2. "Ooo, them nukes are scary. Better let 'em in. Heh."

[MissHoneychurch]

22. After 8 yeasrs of this clown

I am still amazed how stupid he looks in each and every picture.

[fputtz]

23. #1 "If my right shoe is on my left foot, then that must mean....." n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. #1 "Chimpy see fire.. fire scare!!"

#2 "One day, north, south and chick korea will be one"

[Jawja]

25. That stupid itlle man looks

DUMB and DUMBER as time passes on his miserable lilly white ass.