MUSKRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

updated 57 minutes ago
Rodents weaken, bust levee; deluge follows

(CNN) -- Muskrat holes weakened a Mississippi River levee on Friday, allowing floodwaters to pour into Lincoln County, Missouri, just north of St. Louis, officials said.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/06/27/floods/index.html

Though overnight rains were reported in the area, officials speaking at a Friday morning press conference said muskrats looking for food or making dens had dug into the earthern levee, weakening it enough that nature took care of the rest.

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Muskrats are known lib-rul sympathizers. Smirk." - Rush 'Draft Dodger' Limbaugh

"It's a heckuva good thing we have Adult Republicon Homelanders in charge. Smirk."

- Rush 'Anal Pimple Military Dodge' Limbaugh

Commander AWOL Bush whips into action,
singing Muskrat Love:


And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

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