Today's Top Oxymorons

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. Mild torture

2. Kosher pork

3. Strong democrat

Feel free to add your own... mine:

4. Congressional oversight

[meegbear]

1. Fox News

[Vilis Veritas]

2. Agree to disagree.

Holy War

Christian Scientist

Good Shit

Compassionate Conservative

[lame54]

3. Rap Music

[lame54]

12. .

[papapi]

15. I don't know about oxy but McShame is a moran.

[Bob Dobbs]

16. Caucasian crosscultural compassion

Lot's of people of all races "get" rap music, grandpa.

Your oxymoron smacks of racism.

[lame54]

24. whatever dude...

I like the blues some jazz reggae rocks
I just do not like rap at all
to bring racism into it is idiotic

[Bob Dobbs]

25. Whatever, whatever dude.

I stand by my statement, your claimed anecdotal affinity to some African American culture notwithstanding.

[lame54]

26. o.k.

[Vilis Veritas]

4. Gun Safe

[scheming daemons]

5. A tip of the cap to Carlin: Military Intelligence

[Vilis Veritas]

6. That should be number 1...

[HCE SuiGeneris]

11. That was in the back of my mind

but I wasn't able to retrieve it... :9

Thanks for the addition! :thumbsup:

[liberal N proud]

18. With two brothers who were military intel

I can attest to this one.

[JoePhilly]

38. Peacekeeper Missle

[JoePhilly]

39. Peacekeeping Force

[Vilis Veritas]

7. Necessary Evil

[lame54]

8. .

[lame54]

9. President Bush

[Vilis Veritas]

10. Bush's Brain

[lame54]

13. Suicide victim - why aren't they suicide suspects?

[papapi]

14. gay repugnantcan

[liberal N proud]

17. Delete

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Reagan or McCain Democrat.

[ColbertWatcher]

20. cable news

[Indenturedebtor]

21. Maverick Republican

Good Republican
Compassionate Conservatism
Truth in Advertising
Responsible Corporation
Corporate Accountability
Liberal Media

[ColbertWatcher]

22. republican leadership

[High Plains]

23. Business ethics, jumbo shrimp, and my favorite:

Those thing prolix lawyers file: lengthy briefs.

[Vilis Veritas]

27. Cheap Gas

[Vilis Veritas]

28. Fire Water

:hide:

[Wiley50]

29. RUSH

not only is he a bore and anything but a Rush

He's also a moron addicted to oxycontin

[Riddler]

30. Conservative values

[anakie]

31. voting machine

vote how you like but the machine gives the answer they want.


Peace

[Gabi Hayes]

32. how about these prefixes, followed by the word "journalist":

CNN

FOXNEWS

ABC

CBS

NBC

PBS

MSNBC

NPR

there are a few exception, but not many

care to dispute?

as in Charles Gibson, ABC News Journalist

[Sparkly]

33. The George Bush Center for Intelligence

I don't care which George Bush it's named after, it's still an oxymoron.

[TheWatcher]

34. REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT

[Riddler]

35. Religious tolerance

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. neocon patriot n/t

[JoePhilly]

37. Bush Library