Senators Craig and Vitter team up to co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment.....I kid you not!

[marmar]

:wtf: The rabbit hole gets deeper. :crazy:


from ThinkProgress:



Sens. Craig and Vitter team up to co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment.»

Larry Craig and David Vitter — “two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity” — have named themselves as co-sponsors of S.J. Res. 43, the Marriage Protection Amendment. If passed, the bill would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”


http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/27/sens-craig-and-vitter-team-up-to-co-sponsor-marriage-protection-amendment/

[polichick]

1. Of course, guilty parties in denial always support laws that finger people like them...

Too funny!

[liberal N proud]

2. .

:rofl:

[The Magistrate]

3. Fun Is Where You Find It, Sir: Thank You For The Laugh

[Ignis]

4. K&R for Great Irony! You just can't make this stuff up. (nt)

[BurtWorm]

5. Craig: "If only it had been in place, I might have kept my feet in a narrow stance in the crapper."

:eyes:

"Er, not that I was after a blow job, mind you!" he hastened to add.

[BOSSHOG]

6. I rise to offer an amendment to subject amendment

To assist those in our country who insist on telling everyone they have christian conservative values, the amendment will include the caveat that christians shall not be allowed to divorce. Amendment amended for the sake of the sanctity of marriage.

[gaspee]

7. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha

Yeah, they need to protect it from themselves!

Their marriages seem to be the ones in trouble... I'm just sayin'

[Initech]

8. So let me get this straight.

Diaper Boy and Mr. Anonymous Gay Airport Bathroom Sex are teaming up to make sure that marriage is protected by 3/4 vote of both houses and 3/4 of the states. Yeah, I'm sure this one will pass. :rofl: :rofl:

[Squatch]

9. Oh, that's rich. Too damned funny.

[Dogtown]

10. Showboat

Looking for approval from their constituencies. They KNOW that this is a non-starter, but their troops of christian soldiers aren't that bright.

[ashling]

11. because marriage should be between ...

[Nite Owl]

12. You just can't make stuff like this up! n/t

[Disturbed]

13. These jerks have no understanding of the concept of

Irony.

[Time for change]

14. It makes sense -- They probably have the most threatened marriages in the U.S. Senate

[Joe Fields]

15. Theater of the absurd.

I think this would fit in well with the fifth reich that Hunter Thompson described in his writings.

The shit just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[asjr]

16. That sounds like the beginning of a

new sitcom on TV.

[spanone]

17. one thing these bastards have is balls

[pitohui]

18. is this an "onion" story ? EOM

/

[kaybea]

19. Once I finally learned that Republican hypocri$y has no limits,

things like this no longer shock me. In fact I've come to expect it.