If you were a member of Al Qaeda, what cable network would you watch?

[ColbertWatcher]

David Addington, Dick Cheney's chief of staff, said yesterday during sworn testimony before Congress (!) that he couldn't say certain things because Al Qaeda watches CSPAN.

If you were a member of Al Qaeda, what cable network would you watch?

[pwb]

1. I was just thinking the same thing.

They probably watch Fox and laugh. They have the super power of the united states spending billions looking for a handful of thugs.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. LOL!

They probably don't watch all that much TV to begin with, much less an American cable channel.

Do you think they waited at the cave between 10 am and 2 pm waiting for the cable guy to come by and hook them up?

[recoveringdittohed]

3. The Cartoon Network

If I really wanted to get enraged. Recent history in Europe seems to suggest that hardcore extremists who can't take a joke shouldn't watch cartoons.

[ColbertWatcher]

5. LOL!

Damn! I forgot another one!

Thank you for the laugh!

Here is a joke for you: Truthiness Encyclopedia

[Arctic Dave]

4. I voted for Lifetime, etc.

Even a jihadist has a bad and needs to be uplifted.

[ColbertWatcher]

6. They can catch repeats of Oprah, too! n/t

[dorkulon]

7. Al Jazeera -- I don't speak the language of the infidels!

'cuz I'm in al Qaeda and all. :mad:

[ColbertWatcher]

8. For some reason I didn't think that was cable.

Meh.

[Island Blue]

9. I'd watch QVC.

It's just so difficult to find good quality cubic zirconia earrings and NASCAR memorabilia in the hills of Tora Bora.

[ColbertWatcher]

11. LOL! n/t

[SergeyDovlatov]

10. Watch Fox and listen to Mark Levine. That will sure help with the recruting

[comradebillyboy]

12. Spike nt