"then the guy sitting next to Nader on the park bench said, 'Shut up!'"

[lame54]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/06/27/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-6.htm?nl=1
"Ralph Nader's in the news. Today, Ralph Nader attacked Barack Obama for refusing to accept public financing for his campaign and said that Obama was too closely tied to big business. Yeah, then the guy sitting next to Nader on the park bench said, 'Shut up!'" --Conan O'Brien

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, the big story out there continues to be the high cost of gasoline. Four bucks a gallon. I have stopped traveling anywhere that is not downhill. Luckily, John McCain has the solution . Fabulous prizes! Who says McCain's campaign has no new ideas? They have the new idea of offering millions of dollars to people who actually have ideas. It's just the latest example of John McCain's brave fight to keep Americans awake while he talks" --Stephen Colbert

"President Bush spoke at a campaign rally in support of John McCain. They raised millions and millions of dollars, most of which will be used to repair the damage of President Bush supporting John McCain at a campaign rally. So it's kind of a wash" --Jay Leno

"Hey, there was an interesting study released today which says that people who live here in the state of California are less convinced that there is a God than the people of any other state in the country. On an unrelated note, more than 800 wildfires here in California are currently burning out of control." --Jimmy Kimmel

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[Richard Steele]

1. "John McCain's brave fight to keep Americans awake while he talks" Bwahaha!!!!

:rofl:

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. I thought Leno was always very Pro-Monkeyboy.....

so, since the polls are not with you now Jay, you are flowing in the opposite direction? Kinda makes ya a flip-flopper doesn't it.:evilgrin: