This is HILARIOUS(!)

[ihavenobias]

It's the absolute WORST way to get a date (it moved off the homepage pretty quickly so I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to see it):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x152479

I can't get enough of it. Come to think of it, after watching this I'm glad I don't have any daughters!

[OhioChick]

1. Worth the watch...

That was funny as hell! :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

2. Dear Demitri: THis is your FINAL notice. Please return the DVD of "9 1/2 weeks" immediately

and come in to pay the late fees which total $2,317.39, or we shall be forced
to seek legal redress.

You have until Thursday at 3:00.

The Management
BLOCKBUSTER

[progressoid]

3. Oh. My. God.

:wow:

[panader0]

4. Once again a utube post that those with dial-up can't watch

I wish there was either a video warning or a short description of the video.

[ihavenobias]

8. Sadly you really won't get the full effect if you don't watch it n/t

[1Hippiechick]

10. His real name is James Sears, and here is an audio link of him being interviewed

Hopefully you can at least hear him....

Text from website:

James Sears calls himself "Dimitri the Lover". He is a former Canadian psychiatrist who lost his license after being convicted of sexually assaulting female patients in 1994.1 He claims to be an expert in the art of seducing women and calls himself the "World's Greatest Lover and Seducer."

Fast Facts
Offers lectures to teach men how to "pick up chicks"
Lecture series: "Tornonto Real Men"
Filming a full-length documentary in summer of 2008
Medical license revoked 19941
Has website called "The Second Opinion" and calls himself "North America's top medical investigator"1

http://www.mahalo.com/Dimitri_the_Lover


And another article
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

[MonkeyFunk]

5. he sounds nice

good in bed, makes good money, a real catch. :eyes:

[hisownpetard]

6. Yes, not to mention that there's nothing wrong with him.

[Sugar Smack]

7. I almost *****DIED***** laughing.

Thank you. I'm wiping my eyes. "This guy really exists"

"Women approach me 6, 7 times a day" "Your friends were all very jealous that I approached you" " then we'll let the romance begin" "You were very taken aback by my approach" "You call me as soon as you have the courage to"

No call back?

"Here's the way I WORK" "I don't play games like that" "Here's how it's going to work" "I'm very intelligent, I'm a complete catch" "There's nothing wrong with me, in fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that there's nothing wrong with" "Here's a deadline. If I don't hear from you by 3 on Thursday, you can erase my number" "Now I understand if it's an excuse like, you were abused in childhood, your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo" "You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive"

Oh, my God. Bless his heart. Dmitri is scary.

[Blue_Tires]

9. sadly, he probably has more success than any of us give him credit for

i know this guy as well...

[ihavenobias]

11. I wonder about that actually

Sometimes the obnoxious persistence and arrogance pay off, amazingly.

[CherylK]

12. This was fabulous!!

Thankfully I never dated a Dimitri!

[ihavenobias]

13. I don't know, it's hard to believe that ANYONE has dated a Dimitri...

I mean, why does anyone say yes to a guy like that?

[hisownpetard]

14. My bet would be low self-esteem and an abusive, domineering father...

[ihavenobias]

15. Yeah, I guess that's possible

Low self-esteem makes many things possible.

[CherylK]

16. Too true!

Sad but true.

[ihavenobias]

17. Well, I guess I just assumed the overly persistent guys were the socially awkward ones

that didn't realize it's not a good idea to keep calling and leaving long messages.

Apparently there are also really arrogant guys who think it's a good idea. And uh, I guess you could say this guy is pretty awkward too, so never mind.