I am, simply put, ashamed of this board

[underpants]

Except for this there has not been ONE joke posted on this board for the ENTIRE TIME this salmanella in tomatoes (anyone looking into HOW that is even possible???) about



Seriously people GET ON THE BALL!

:mad:(stomps off) :grr:

[boobooday]

1. Seduction of the Killer Tomatoes

edit: rephrase

[MiniMe]

2. I remember seeing an ad for that, and laughing until I couldn't breathe

They just had tomatoes rolling down the street "chasing" people.

[PeaceNikki]

3. It's all the jalapeño and cilantro's fault anyway.

Take your fauxtrage elsewhere.

:P

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/Consumer/story?id=5317134

[TahitiNut]

4. Au revoir, monde cruel!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Wait, are you saying that this whole fiasco could have been avoided...

if the FDA had just sang "Puberty Love"?

[Ikonoklast]

6. My bright red International 9400 Eagle is named "Killer Tomato"

Buddy named her for me. Looks like this...

[Deja Q]

7. Why no jokes? Because those jokes are the butt of the industry and nobody's gonna

shit themselves to tell 'em and not wash their hands of it afterward.

[underpants]

8. Ladies and gentlemen... the master

:bows:

[Wiley50]

9. " Have a seat, Ella. It's time to eat."

"Would you care for some fresh tomatoes and salmon, Ella?"

[CatWoman]

10. you are such a fucking NUT!!!!

:rofl:

[Cleita]

11. Eh I was going to post about the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" however

with a new computer I didn't know how to capture the picture. I'm glad somebody did though. It was a natural.

:rofl:

[papapi]

12. Doesn't cooking kill salmonella? Hell, I could have had a V8!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

13. Everybody has to start somewhere.

I was told that George Clooney was in the Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes.