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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:41 AM
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Suppose it was Barack Obama Who Had Married "a younger heiress of a billion dollar beer empire"
MAD AS HELL: Should McCain Sport a Scarlet Letter?
JULY 7, 2008 - 05:26 PM

Republicans are campaigning on their own Audacity of Hope. They are hoping no one will have the audacity to bring up the unmentionable: John McCain is The Adulterer and Cindy McCain is The Other Woman. They are hopeful that voters are so consumed by their struggles of filling up gas tanks and putting untainted food on the table, that the memory of that atrocious summer of self-righteousness from ten years ago has long been forgotten. But what goes around comes around.

It was the Summer of '98, that the Gladiators of Virtue were riding high. They were strutting their stuff with Ken Starr and his seven million dollar witch-hunt. They had Bill Clinton just where they wanted him. He had done the hot and nasty with a young intern, and was lying about it, so by God, he was going to pay for his sins. Many of those sultans of sanctimony, who are now surrogates and staff for the McCain campaign, have strangely become as quiet as little church mice when it comes to discussing the fact that John McCain has always had a reputation for being as horny as a three-balled tomcat. Loving the sinner, but hating the sin, the Moralizing Crusaders in the Republican party have suddenly laid down their swords.

It is downright hilarious to hear Senator Lindsey Graham wax rhapsodic about the personal integrity of the senator from Arizona. His pronouncements of McCain's principled, virtuous wisdom are as convoluted as a stand-up routine on The Comedy Channel. This is the same Lindsey Graham who rose to prominence in 1998 as a manager in the House prosecution and impeachment trial. Never hesitating to intone with umbrage the moral malfeasance of Bill Clinton, Graham possessed high-toned puffery that was legendary. Forced to discuss every subject from thongs to fellatio in the House impeachment hearings, poor Lindsey shouldered the burden of more righteous indignation than any one man should ever have to bear. Ten years hence, however, he stands reverentially beside his buddy McCain, as if fooling around and family abandonment have simply ceased to be biggies.

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Imagine, for one moment, that it had been Barack Obama instead of John McCain who had cheated on his wife by having multiple affairs. Suppose it was Barack Obama who had married his mistress, a younger heiress of a billion dollar beer empire only a month after the ink was dry on the divorce papers. Pretend it was Michelle Obama instead of Cindy McCain who had been so addicted to painkillers that she stole money from her own charity and had been investigated by the Drug Enforcement Administration.

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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:43 AM
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1. Obama never would have gotten the nomination
He'd never have been taken seriously as a candidate, either.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 09:00 AM
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9. Obama would not had been able to use the line about not accepting prime job offers in his tv spots.
His message in the tv spots wouldn't work as well.
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:44 AM
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2. Obama would not be the Dem nominee even if he was capable of walking on water with that background
No Dem could be. The media would see to that.

All we would be hearing over and over again is "What do we tell the children?"

Don
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:44 AM
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3. Kerry married a ketchup billionare heiress.
He won the election.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:47 AM
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4. Under what conditions?
Multiple affairs?

As he dumped someone who he had promised to care about?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:48 AM
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5. However
wasn't that years after Kerry was initially divorced, not a month like McCain?
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:49 AM
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6. still an ick factor of opportunism
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rox63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:49 AM
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7. Kerry had been divorced for several years before he married Teresa
McCain was still married to his first wife while he had an affair with Cindy.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 09:10 PM
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13. Teresa didn't buy him a Senate seat. He was already a Senator
He had been divorced for years before he met her, and she was a widow.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:56 AM
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8. Why is there a disparity of treatment?
One thing, and one thing only: IOKIYAR. It's okay if you're a Republican.
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 09:24 AM
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10. he would still be in springfield
although there is a lot tougher competition to represent the kind of rich districts he would probably have lived in. there are not that many people interested in running for anything in hyde park. running from, yeah, for, not so much.
(i say that with great affection.)
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 09:50 AM
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11. They would have been calling him Mandingo.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 11:01 AM
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12. TYPO: not seven million dollar witch-hunt - SEVENTY million.
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