Too fun not to repost

[Mythsaje]

Elect the guy you'd most like to have a beer with and he turns out to be an idiot asshole.

Defend Marriage! Get married again! And again! And again! And again!

Win the War on Christmas! Protect your right to practice ancient pagan rituals in the name of your God!

Practice Republican Fiscal Responsibiity! Spend someone ELSE'S money!

Republican Economics. Government by credit card.

There's no bridge to nowhere too large or collapsed bridge too small to represent the vision and clarity of purpose of the Republican Party.

GOP: "Grant Our Pardons."

The Republican Party wasn't really trying muscle out the Democratic Party. It just has a "wide stance."

Republican Hot Air: The one renewable energy source we'll never be able to harness.

Zombie Politics: George W. Bush successfully animating the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan to sell his "voodoo economics."

Republicanism: Man's answer to the question--"does evil truly exist?"

BU$HCO: Who says crime doesn't pay?

The Republican Party: (dis)Organized Crime.

FOX News: Fine purveyer of elephant shit.

James Dobson: Because Charles Manson doesn't do interviews.

Boss Hogg was a Republican!

John McCain for President. Because the last guy wasn't quite bugfuck crazy enough.

Any idiot can be President. We have proof.

Vote as if your life depended on it. It just might.

The Great Recession. Now it's "mission accomplished."

Bush's FEMA: For when you really want to be ass-deep in alligators.

[NanceGreggs]

1. Still right on point ...

... and a fun read!!!

:kick:

[malaise]

2. Some posts never get stale

K & R

[JuniperLea]

3. Now THERE are some truths that are self-evident! eom

[Iris]

4. gotta k&r on this one.

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Good to see your work !

K & R

[Indenturedebtor]

6. K+R good times n/t

[ProgressiveFool]

7. Man's answer to the question--"does evil truly exist?"

I thought the answer to that was "Fred Thompson".

[ms liberty]

8. I like! K&R n/t

[Mythsaje]

9. I will probably add this to my previous lists of one-liners

and repost them all sooner or later. But here's a kick for those who possibly missed this the first time around.