Create your own right wing Obama smear

[ck4829]

I think I just found the formula for Obama smears, have fun with it!

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret (Put scary thing here), According to (WorldNetDaily/Free Republic/Insight Magazine/Put your own thing here), Obama received guidance from a radical (Christian/Muslim) mentor in (Country that the typical freeper would be unable to find on a map). If Obama is (The scary thing mentioned earlier), and it is, (because I received this story in an email /because I saw it on Free Republic/because Rush said so/Put your own thing here), then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

1. Awesome. Smear mad-libs!

Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret country music fan, According to the New York Post, Obama received guidance from a radical slide guitar mentor in Nashville. If Obama is a secret country music fan, and he is, because I received this story from Paul Harvey, then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"

[lame54]

2. Let me try...

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret (ballet dancer), According to (Curveball Baryshnikov), Obama received guidance from a radical (choreography) mentor in (Terroristan). If it's true that Obama is a (twinkle toes), and it is, (If it's printed on-line it must be true), then we must not vote for him!!!!!

[libodem]

3. Isn't it sad that politics have come to this

Your point is taken. It is a sad state of affairs. KKKarl would be so proud.

[Initech]

4. Sweet! I love Mad Libs!

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret Scientologist, According to The National Enquirer, Obama received guidance from a radical Scientology mentor in Canada. If Obama is a Scientolgist, and it is, because this is based entirely on a mass chain e-mail whose origins are unknown, then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"

[XemaSab]

5. .

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret cat eater. According to The Australian, Obama received cooking lessons from a radical Muslim chef in Myanmar. If Obama is a cat eater, and it is, because I read it on the internet, then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"

I like this game! :D

[JHB]

6. My turn...

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret saucier, According to Gourmand Magazine, Obama received guidance from a radical mangeur de fromage mentor in France. If Obama is a saucier, and it is, because Rush said so, then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"

[Jack_DeLeon]

7. Tranny

"Obama is fighting off allegations that he is a secret transexual, According to Hustler Magazine, Obama received guidance from a radical shemale mentor in Brazil. If Obama is transexual, and it is, I bought the magazine for the articles, then we must not vote for him!!!!!!"