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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:16 PM
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Hey Congress, I'm running low on TP, could you issue me a subpoena?
Por favor?
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:27 PM
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1. kick
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:30 PM
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2. No kidding
I wonder what all those Congressional lawyers must be thinking.

"Here we go again".
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:58 PM
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5. Well they better be working their asses off to prevent a revolution.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:46 PM
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3. I'm upset with myself for laughing at your post
It's funny and sad all together.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 12:57 PM
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4. It's really fucking sick isn't it?
:puke:
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 01:19 PM
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6. just use the constitution instead..
Edited on Thu Jul-10-08 01:20 PM by frylock
everyone else is.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 05:18 PM
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8. Hey, that is substandard GD paper!
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 01:24 PM
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7. Congress will do better than that. They will wipe your butt if you're a Republican president.
And, regale you with fascinating lies about why the did so.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 05:27 PM
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9. great thread title
and too true
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 05:28 PM
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10. LOL!
:rofl:
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 05:34 PM
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11. no, but they'll send you the Constitution
they've been shitting on it for years so it must work as good as toilet paper
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 05:36 PM
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12. Would a sternly worded letter do?
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