elehhhhna
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:13 PM
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My personal symptoms of mental recession listed here. Feel free to add yours. |
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***SPECIAL BONUS POINTS WILL BE AWARDED FOR WHINING***
Hubby's 20K-plus base-pay reduction (he'll make it up in bonus, maybe.)
Gas to get to our jobs now 150 plus per week (and our cars get 28MPG, each)
I bitterly* miss 20 dollar fill-ups.
Groceries are through the roof and the Amazonian daughters of the Elena family are both growing athletes who burn a trillion calories per day.
* bonus point for using "bitter"
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:15 PM
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1. When your landlord want's his / her rent from you.... |
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...just tell them that's a sign of mental illness.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:16 PM
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:22 PM
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6. That means you probably have ... |
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...a split personality and maybe 8 bootstraps.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:24 PM
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7. okay, I'm the property manager. The Bank owns it. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:15 PM
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2. Bitter use of a bike to save on gas |
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:18 PM
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4. When my bank wants my monthly mortgage check, will they start taking |
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:22 PM
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Edited on Thu Jul-10-08 03:23 PM by ColbertWatcher
...the word "recession" won't be used until after Obama is elected.
I can't add anything more to what everyone else has.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:29 PM
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8. It's 106 outside and I have not turned on the a/c. |
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A fill-up costs $60+. I never drive anywhere unless I have at least 2 places to go.
I used to eat out a few times a week. Now I don't unless I have a coupon or get a AAA discount.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:32 PM
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9. Oh, you're just imagining it |
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Phil Gramm says we're whining for no good reason.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:37 PM
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running out of food before payday. I guess I'll just imagine food in the pantry and tell my kids it's all in their head when they tell me they're hungry. :cry:
I'm not joking here, how I wish I were.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:40 PM
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My gal and I have been living in a state of forced austerity for three years. The discomfort of counting pennies and eagerly taking home any freebie we can get at our workplaces is made up for with the satisfaction of ownership of our small house and a reasonable mortgage.
But because we have already been living close to the edge, I think that we're better equipped to deal with the current spiral of capitalist chaos.
All the same, this is no mental state, and Phil Gramm, PhD in economics or not, is woefully ignorant of the typical American's plight. That said:
You know you're in a mental recession when heating oil prices, *mid-summer*, are out of your range, and you can only wonder how much per gallon it's going to be come November.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:44 PM
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12. Do we quallify for a full disability check for this mental condition? |
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:50 PM
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13. Science Diet dog food just went up 14% this week and I have 4 dependent dogs! |
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:51 PM
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14. Oh Pick Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps Already You Whiner |
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I'm sick of having to tell YOU PEOPLE http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3595265&mesg_id=3595265Stupid Prole! ------------------------------ I'm in sales so yes we're hurting bad.
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Thu Jul-10-08 03:51 PM
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15. I now have a compulsion to eat rich people. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 04:55 PM
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17. Nummer...the other white meat. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 04:23 PM
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Edited on Thu Jul-10-08 04:26 PM by Christa
Well, I damn well deserve my mental recession and my whining, because:
My husband's Wall street job was outsourced to India and we have not had an income for 16 months. He received unemployment for 13 weeks and that was it.
Gas is more than $4 per gallon, he sometimes drives from here to Virginia or to Atlanta for interviews (We live in Charlotte, NC) - and then he does not even get the position he applies for. He has been told that up to 5,000 applications are received per day.
:mad:
So I have psychological problems? YOU BET!! :mad:
At the moment we expect a job offer from a company in Atlanta, Georgia. We will only be too grateful if he gets it, even if it means 75% travel and we will almost never see each other. We are living off our retirement savings, so guess who will never be able to retire?? We are the lucky ones, many don't even have savings.
Oh, but it's all in my head :eyes:
Every second house in Charlotte has a for sale sign, all of them must be experiencing the same psychological problems.
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Thu Jul-10-08 05:05 PM
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18. It's dangerous to my state of mind knowing some of my fellow |
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New Englanders will freeze to death this winter because heating oil is dangerously close to $5 a gallon. Maybe Phil Gramm's got a beach house somewhere we can use over the cold, winter months.
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