Predict the terra scare!

[ColbertWatcher]

On Thursday, July 10, 2008, Karl Rove ignored a subpoena to answer questions under oath before the House Judiciary Committee.

Last anyone heard, he was "out of the country".

The GOP-controlled media might cover this newest cowardly act, but, I have a feeling something else will happen that will give them an excuse not to.

Will bin Laden release another tape!? Will more five-year-old reports warning about some old terror scare be "discovered"!? Will more food be contaminated!?

Please post what you think will be the news story that will be the headline grabber to distract from another cowardly move by the Turd Blossom.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I really miss one of their previously effective measures- The Cessna.

Remember when Cessnas suddenly appeared in no-fly zones within the US? This was a few years ago, and it appears to have ceased.

I dearly remember the days of "send the Cessna" in order to push ye olde 9/11 button.

[opihimoimoi]

2. A Tolkin Gulfesque type of shit involving the Middle East...most likely Iran

and BTW...WHERE is the Piggy One?

Outta Dodge is he??

Riding out the Storm as he had in the past,,,like its old habit already....

Some are saying its so Manly to run away to comeback later to Plot, snipe, and twist...as Karl is doing....

[ColbertWatcher]

3. That's a good one: a twofer! n/t

[Wizard777]

4. Nevermind Piggy One. Where in the hell is the Tolkin Gulf?

Were you trying to say he's playing Golf with JRR Tolki(e)n?

[opihimoimoi]

6. LOL....Gulf of Tolkin = Gulf of Ton Kin off coast of Nam....

:toast:

[Wizard777]

8. I thought so. I just can't pass up a chance to be a smartass.

:toast:

[opihimoimoi]

10. LOL...N/P...its cool...the World is full of smart asses..its normal...

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Ha, ha!

That made me come up with this!!

[opihimoimoi]

7. Cool.....

[krispos42]

9. White powder through the mail

Anthrax! Anthrax! Oh noes!!111!!!1 Red alert! Battle stations! Arm phasers and photon torpedoes! Secure all the animals in the zoo!


Oh, wait... baking soda.


Nevermi-


Ahhhhh! It's TERRORIST baking soda! Oh noes!11!!1 Deep crimson with orange highlights alert! Prepare for action! Arm the 5-terawatt Kill-O-Zap supercannon! And cancel the three-ring circus!


:yoiks:

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Exactly, anything so the news doesn't look at Fat Karl run his cowardly ass away. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

11. (Morning kick) n/t