Where in the world is Karl Rove?!

[ColbertWatcher]

Mr. Rove wasn't able to answer some questions under oath before Congress because he's out of the country.

But, where is he?

Choose from the selections below, or pick "Other" and tell your fellow DUers where you believe Karl Rove is!

[sasquatch]

1. He's like Carmen Sandiego, except really evil

[ColbertWatcher]

2. And fat and a real asshole. n/t

[lpbk2713]

3. They showed a short clip of him at his website tonight on NBC News.

That tub o' guts is looking like Jabba the Hutt. He must be up around 300 lbs or so.

[ColbertWatcher]

5. That's 300 pounds of pure American freedom, baby!

[ColbertWatcher]

13. (Morning kick) n/t

[opihimoimoi]

4. He is most likely with Rash Ass

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Can you be more specific? Which Rash Ass are you talking about? n/t

[opihimoimoi]

9. LOL...its the Boils on the Ass guy...Rush....

:puke:

lol

[shawsheen]

6. Other: In a Texas turd, waiting to sprout, yet again!

[Donnachaidh]

8. in paraguay, rushing the builders of his cottage on the Bush Ranch

It seems he may have to move in sooner than he expected. He'll be able to settle in to his poolboy job before his boss gets there.

[Fovea]

10. In a Davos ski lodge

with Ken Lay and half a dozen pre-adolescent hookers.

[Captain Angry]

11. Israel.

Just as likely as any other place listed. A place very friendly to the current residents of our White House.

[Bobbie Jo]

12. He's gotta be hangin with OBL...he obviously has the best undisclosed location in the world

[bdamomma]

14. more important will he be back on July 15th to give his response

to the subpoena. I don't think so I hope they arrest his ass.

[ColbertWatcher]

15. Oh, I do too. He's doing everything to deserve it. n/t

[SidneyCarton]

16. In Cheney's Man-Sized Safe.

[ColbertWatcher]

17. Excellent choice! n/t