I'm a Rocket Scientist AND a Brain Surgeon !!!

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

The Congress has a 9% Approval rating. Now, what can we extrapolate from that, campers?

We can extrapolate that 91%, yes, that's 91% of Americans do NOT APPROVE of their

war-mongering, budget-busting, self-nest feathering, civil rights eroding, non-impeaching,table offing, equivocating, subpoena ignoring, ineffectually investigating, flag pin wearing, corporately financed, climate change denying, de-regulating, privatizing, BULL SHIT!!!

Only one person in the entire world could interpret these results as a call to move to the center:











BOB SHRUM!!!


So is that who Obama is getting advice from? That's about the only explanation. This is a once- in a lifetime opportunity to advance Progressive ideals like:

Peace, prosperity, rule of law, civil rights, healthcare, the environment, fiscal responsibility, securing social safety nets etc. etc. etc.

Anyone who thinks this is a time to move to the center or the right is actually appealing to 8% of the populace. Those guys are already voting for Bob Barr. Let's focus on the 92% who CLEARLY want and are ready for Change They Can Believe In. Democrats, DO NOT SQUANDER this incredible window of opportunity by mistakenly pandering to an itsy-bitsy piece of the population.

Head Left, Young Man, Head Left!


(edited, because while being a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, unfortunately, I flunked math)

[baldguy]

1. You're Buckaroo Banzai!

Are you a rock star too?

[mmonk]

2. Lucky you, I'm just a genius.

You see, center appears right(wing) to me so I must not be all that smart.

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

3. Ah, yes. In my spare time I am also an opthamologist

and you have what I like to call a Progressive form of astigmatism. Fortunately, it's usually incurable.

[hootinholler]

4. Cool! Next time I wonder what Rocket Surgeon thunked up something stoopud...

I know where to go.

-Hoot