Have You Seen My Wedding Ring?

[DeSwiss]

Rupert Murdoch In Sun Valley: Tipsy, Missing His Wedding Ring

Silicon Alley Insider
Peter Kafka | July 11, 2008 2:21 PM




You want sober, serious news from Sun Valley? Check http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/11/sun-valley-diary-google-on-yahoo-youtube/">here, or http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/business/AP-Media-Conference-Google-Execs.html">here - there's some interesting stuff about Eric Schmidt and YouTube and Yahoo. You want the awesome stuff? Check out Reuters' http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/">MediaFile blog, where the uptight wire service lets its freak flag fly, just a bit. Just enough for reports like this one, from http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2008/07/11/lord-and-his-ring/">Ken Li:

Attention media reporters: Rupert Murdoch, probably the most important man on your beat, has lost his wedding ring. Last seen in the Sun Valley Lodge lobby.

Murdoch stumbled out of the Lodge bar on Thursday around midnight, where a ridiculously high-powered assemblage of media and tech moguls got sloshed. Instead of making a bee-line for the exit as most of the guests were doing, Murdoch, married to third wife Wendi Deng, was spotted hunting around the lobby. He told us he he had lost his wedding ring.

So began a frantic 15-minute scramble among reporters hungry to please the mogul (me included), hoping to recover the ring and land an exclusive interview. No such luck. Still missing.

http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/7/rupert-murdoch-in-sun-valley-tipsy-missing-his-wedding-ring">LINK

- There's no telling where his hands have been, but he should start with the Faux Snooze lineup.

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[hobbit709]

1. He probably took it off and hid it in his pocket

While trying to hit on somebody in the bar.

[DeSwiss]

3. Ewwww....

...now I've got to go the rest of the day with that visual in my head.

:P

[ikojo]

2. Maybe Ann Coulter has it...

Just sayin'

[DeSwiss]

4. Possible.....

...but the only place it'd fit is around her waist.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. It's his wedding ring, not his cock ring.

[DeSwiss]

6. I'm sure....

...that wouldn't fit even around Ann's waist.

:P - Gotta be much smaller......

[ikojo]

7. Thank you for making me laugh this early in

the morning!!!

With Murdoch his cock ring COULD be his wedding ring

[DeSwiss]

8. LOL!!!

Then I wonder if they checked the urinals????

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

9. Hey, Murdoch, why don't you check Hannity's rectal vault?

[DeSwiss]

10. If its in there....

...he'll never get it back. Hannity AND his rectum is really a micro-black hole where even light can't escape.

- Neither does intelligence ever wander near.....

[TexasObserver]

11. He has to remove the ring when he's using Neil Cavuto like a puppet.

When you see Cavuto talking, it's really Murdoch with his hand shoved up Cavuto's ass, operating him like a hand puppet.

"The economy is basically strong!"

"Will Democrats bring about another Depression?"

[DeSwiss]

12. Well, that at least explains....

...his, "I feel like I've got a hand up my ass" expression.

[TexasObserver]

13. It's also why the show was once named "A Fistful of Dollars"

Oh wait. That was a Clint Eastwood movie.